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I nominate this for the most hilarious thing Earl has said this month
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Atlatl Axolotl
2017-10-30 15:57:17 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?

Quoth the Earl:

"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."



https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ


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Atlatl Axolotl
2017-10-30 16:21:18 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
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Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?


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Christopher A. Lee
2017-10-30 16:37:18 UTC
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
2a
<Mental picture of Yosemite Sam drawing a sword instead of a gun>
Ted
2017-10-30 19:57:45 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible
drills -- "Draw swords" ?
2a
<Mental picture of Yosemite Sam drawing a sword instead of a gun>
LOL. One of my all-time favorite characters. And he's had a sword more than
once. LOL.
Don Martin
2017-10-30 22:19:37 UTC
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
<Mental picture of Yosemite Sam drawing a sword instead of a gun>
<And getting frantically frustrated when trying to fire it.>
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2017-11-10 18:56:05 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
2a
<Mental picture of Yosemite Sam drawing a sword instead of a gun>
https://tinyurl.com/yd59p2kt
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2017-10-31 17:54:42 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.

the dukester, American-American


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2017-10-31 18:11:31 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.

I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.

Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise

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2017-10-31 18:16:00 UTC
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
a2
Duke once said Catholics don't read the Bible. His reasoning was that
they get their truth from the Vatican and so they don't have to. (And
he'll deny saying it, so I'll show him the link, but he'll still deny
it, claiming somebody munged the "attributes".)
duke
2017-11-01 21:28:33 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.

Ask a typical protest_ant what he understands form the following:

MASS:
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).

SACRAMENTS:
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14

PAPACY:
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)

PURGATORY:
1 Cor 3:10-15

FAITH (without deeds is dead faith):
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.

Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.


the dukester, American-American


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Kit
2017-11-01 21:36:46 UTC
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On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.

-- Kit
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
the dukester, American-American
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and a good cigar.
G.K. Chesterton
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Atlatl Axolotl
2017-11-01 22:08:45 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> > It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
.> The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.

Heh. Back when I was in Sunday School, I could recite the names of the books of the
Bible, Genesis to Revelation. And find a given passage in any of them within
ten or fifteen seconds. We had contests doing exactly that.


But Earl's simply a bigot. The defining feature of bigots is holding loud
opinions that have no basis in fact.

He should go to a Baptist church for a month and learn of his ignorance.

Preferably a black Baptist church. They have *much* better music.

AtlAxo
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-- Kit
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
the dukester, American-American
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and a good cigar.
G.K. Chesterton
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2017-11-01 22:15:03 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible
drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible
consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
-- Kit
Catholics, on average, are much less knowledgeable about the Bible than
Protestants.

(And Jehovah's Witnesses, on average, are much more knowledgeable about it
than other Protestants. You guys are *very* impressive.)
duke
2017-11-02 22:01:01 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
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Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Heeheehee. He's scared to address this one.

the dukester, American-American


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and a good cigar.

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2017-11-02 22:31:48 UTC
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and they contradict each other.
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2017-11-03 18:06:01 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and they contradict each other.
Thus you don't understand that the 4 gospels are the very recorded verbal
teaching of Jesus himself including his actions. And there is NO contradiction
in the spiritual message.

the dukester, American-American


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and a good cigar.

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2017-11-03 18:29:35 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
.> >There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and they contradict each other.
.> Thus you don't understand that the 4 gospels are the very recorded verbal
.> teaching of Jesus himself including his actions. And there is NO contradiction
.> in the spiritual message.


You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
and, since you say you never lie here, report back how many you got correct:

http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf



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2017-11-05 16:58:48 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
.> >There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and they contradict each other.
.> Thus you don't understand that the 4 gospels are the very recorded verbal
.> teaching of Jesus himself including his actions. And there is NO contradiction
.> in the spiritual message.
You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.


the dukester, American-American


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
.> >There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and they contradict each other.
.> Thus you don't understand that the 4 gospels are the very recorded verbal
.> teaching of Jesus himself including his actions. And there is NO contradiction
.> in the spiritual message.
.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> >and, since you say you never lie here, report back how many you got correct:
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.

Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.

I wonder why...


But fear not, fellow gospel fans, I still have it. It's at:

http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf


So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...


AtAx
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On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember
Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible
consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
.> >There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and
they contradict each other.
.> Thus you don't understand that the 4 gospels are the very recorded verbal
.> teaching of Jesus himself including his actions. And there is NO contradiction
.> in the spiritual message.
.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
AtAx
Don't worry, Duke never lies on the ng.
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2017-11-06 22:49:33 UTC
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.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
Crazy dude. I don't take quizzes from you. The gospels are the very message of
Jesus Christ - what he said and what he did. It's all spiritual.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
For x-Christians. Haahaahaa.
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So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
Haahaahaa. Question 1 - how many men were in the tomb when the women arrived.

Who the hell cares. There is only one message - HE IS RISEN. That's what I'm
taking about with you - you former and present SB's don't even understand the
message.

the dukester, American-American


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2017-11-06 23:07:27 UTC
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On Sun, 5 Nov 2017 09:36:38 -0800 (PST), Atlatl Axolotl
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.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
Crazy dude. I don't take quizzes from you. The gospels are the very message of
Jesus Christ - what he said and what he did. It's all spiritual.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
For x-Christians. Haahaahaa.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
.> Haahaahaa. Question 1 - how many men were in the tomb when the women arrived.
.> Who the hell cares.

You should -- twenty instances where the gospels contradict each other.
Can't even get the basic facts right. (Judas dying twice is my own personal favorite).
If a story has so many basic, simple facts wrong, then there's no reason
to trust any of it.

Any of it at all.

But then you do always pick out the "facts" you like, and hand-wave the rest.

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There is only one message - HE IS RISEN. That's what I'm
taking about with you - you former and present SB's don't even understand the
message.
the dukester, American-American
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2017-11-06 23:48:54 UTC
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.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
Crazy dude. I don't take quizzes from you. The gospels are the very message of
Jesus Christ - what he said and what he did. It's all spiritual.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
For x-Christians. Haahaahaa.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
.> Haahaahaa. Question 1 - how many men were in the tomb when the women arrived.
.> Who the hell cares.
You should -- twenty instances where the gospels contradict each other.
Can't even get the basic facts right. (Judas dying twice is my own personal favorite).
If a story has so many basic, simple facts wrong, then there's no reason
to trust any of it.
Any of it at all.
But then you do always pick out the "facts" you like, and hand-wave the rest.
2A
Very common among Christians.
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2017-11-07 21:25:57 UTC
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On Sun, 5 Nov 2017 09:36:38 -0800 (PST), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
Crazy dude. I don't take quizzes from you. The gospels are the very message of
Jesus Christ - what he said and what he did. It's all spiritual.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
For x-Christians. Haahaahaa.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
.> Haahaahaa. Question 1 - how many men were in the tomb when the women arrived.
.> Who the hell cares.
You should -- twenty instances where the gospels contradict each other.
A typical SB response. The point of massive importance - how many men were in
the tomb. Something of no spiritual value.

The real issue: HE IS RISEN.

SB's: physical silliness. Catholics: spiritual value.
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Can't even get the basic facts right. (Judas dying twice is my own personal favorite).
If a story has so many basic, simple facts wrong, then there's no reason
to trust any of it.
Now there's a new silliness I didn't even know of. Old Judas dying twice.
Haahaahaa.
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Any of it at all.
But then you do always pick out the "facts" you like, and hand-wave the rest.
You go for the meaningless physical. I go for the spiritual.

Btw, where did Judas die twice????
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There is only one message - HE IS RISEN. That's what I'm
taking about with you - you former and present SB's don't even understand the
message.
Sometimes you hit them a 2nd time with the stick. You certainly appear to be a
valid SB with questions and comments like that.

the dukester, American-American


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
Crazy dude. I don't take quizzes from you. The gospels are the very message of
Jesus Christ - what he said and what he did. It's all spiritual.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
For x-Christians. Haahaahaa.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
.> Haahaahaa. Question 1 - how many men were in the tomb when the women arrived.
.> Who the hell cares.
You should -- twenty instances where the gospels contradict each other.
A typical SB response. The point of massive importance - how many men were in
the tomb. Something of no spiritual value.
The real issue: HE IS RISEN.
SB's: physical silliness. Catholics: spiritual value.
.> >Can't even get the basic facts right. (Judas dying twice is my own personal favorite).
.> >If a story has so many basic, simple facts wrong, then there's no reason
.> >to trust any of it.
.> Now there's a new silliness I didn't even know of. Old Judas dying twice.
.>. Haahaahaa.

Yep. Right there in that "Bible" thingie. If you'd read it -- like Protestants do --
you'd have known that.

In Acts, he buys a field with the money he got from putting the finger on
Jesus, and the walking out into it, "falling headlong, he burst open in the middle
and all his bowels gushed out". Your basic B-horror movie ending.

Matthew disagrees, saying that Judas didn't buy that field with his pieces
of silver, instead he threw them away in disgust and went out and hanged himself.

Died once splatted out on the ground, died again by hanging himself.

Well, either that, or your Bible can't get its basic facts straight.

Me, I'm going with the one-death, muddled Bible, theory.


.> > Any of it at all.
.> >But then you do always pick out the "facts" you like, and hand-wave the rest.
.> You go for the meaningless physical. I go for the spiritual.

By "physical", you mean what we call "the facts and nothing but the facts".
The basic easy stuff.


If your book can't even get the basics right, there's no reason to trust it
on something as ill-defined and touchy-feely as "spiritual".


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Btw, where did Judas die twice????
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There is only one message - HE IS RISEN. That's what I'm
taking about with you - you former and present SB's don't even understand the
message.
Sometimes you hit them a 2nd time with the stick. You certainly appear to be a
valid SB with questions and comments like that.
the dukester, American-American
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and a good cigar.
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2017-11-08 22:58:26 UTC
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
.> >the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
.> You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
Well, well, lookie here -- Earl carefully snipped out the link to that
quiz I challenged him with. The quiz to show if he actually knows the gospels.
Crazy dude. I don't take quizzes from you. The gospels are the very message of
Jesus Christ - what he said and what he did. It's all spiritual.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I wonder why...
http://tinyurl.com/m5gcf
For x-Christians. Haahaahaa.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
So stop trying to wriggle out and tell us how you did on the quiz. No lying now...
.> Haahaahaa. Question 1 - how many men were in the tomb when the women arrived.
.> Who the hell cares.
You should -- twenty instances where the gospels contradict each other.
A typical SB response. The point of massive importance - how many men were in
the tomb. Something of no spiritual value.
The real issue: HE IS RISEN.
SB's: physical silliness. Catholics: spiritual value.
Confirmed.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Can't even get the basic facts right. (Judas dying twice is my own personal favorite).
.> >If a story has so many basic, simple facts wrong, then there's no reason
.> >to trust any of it.
.> Now there's a new silliness I didn't even know of. Old Judas dying twice.
.>. Haahaahaa.
Yep. Right there in that "Bible" thingie. If you'd read it -- like Protestants do --
you'd have known that.
In Acts, he buys a field with the money he got from putting the finger on
Jesus, and the walking out into it, "falling headlong, he burst open in the middle
and all his bowels gushed out". Your basic B-horror movie ending.
Oh, so he had some diarrhea
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Matthew disagrees, saying that Judas didn't buy that field with his pieces
of silver, instead he threw them away in disgust and went out and hanged himself.
Ok. Oh, how sad. To a protester, he died twice. To a Christian, he died in
disgust with himself. Pardon my laughing at you re his dying twice.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Died once splatted out on the ground, died again by hanging himself.
Gut feeling tells me that you got sucked in like all protest_ers do. It all
about the physical, never the spiritual. The man died is total disgust with
himself. Time for you protest_ers to wake up.
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Well, either that, or your Bible can't get its basic facts straight.
There's that "facts" thingie again - all physical interest to a protester, never
a spiritual issue.
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Me, I'm going with the one-death, muddled Bible, theory.
NO muddle. It's totally lacking in value.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> > Any of it at all.
.> >But then you do always pick out the "facts" you like, and hand-wave the rest.
.> You go for the meaningless physical. I go for the spiritual.
By "physical", you mean what we call "the facts and nothing but the facts".
The basic easy stuff.
By physical, I mean your meaningless diatribe about Judas. Haahaahaa. He died
twice. How many men were in the tomb. Haahaahaa. Remember, he is risen.
That's the story.
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If your book can't even get the basics right, there's no reason to trust it
on something as ill-defined and touchy-feely as "spiritual".
Personally, I don't care how Judas died or how many times. He died once in
despair.

Now you know why I laugh at you protest_ers.

the dukester, American-American


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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember
Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
The above statement is in error. Most Protestants *know* the Bible
consists of the OT and NT. Duke has been shown to be a liar, once again.
But refuse to even consider the 4 Gospels of Jesus Christ. Now that's not all
protest_er churches. However, when you interact with most, they are not even
capable of addressing the NT.
.> >There are no gospels of Jesus, there are gospels about Jesus and
they contradict each other.
.> Thus you don't understand that the 4 gospels are the very recorded verbal
.> teaching of Jesus himself including his actions. And there is NO contradiction
.> in the spiritual message.
You're a Catholic. I don't think you actually know that much about
the Gospels. But I could be wrong, so let's find out: take this quiz
You were a failed SB. I KNOW you don't know anything about the gospels.
the dukester, American-American
LOL. And this one wins the November monthly stupidity award.
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2017-11-01 21:50:27 UTC
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.

No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.

Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.


.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.

Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?

I did not.

What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.

For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible
drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
A2
"for I was sick, and in prison, and ye visited me"

It's the only way through the Pearly Gates, according to Jesus*

*or, rather, what they claim Jesus meant.
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible
drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
.> > For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
A2
.> "for I was sick, and in prison, and ye visited me"
.> It's the only way through the Pearly Gates, according to Jesus*
.> *or, rather, what they claim Jesus meant.

Yep. In that passage from Mathew, Jesus explicitly says if
you don't do those things, you'll be turned away --
"they will go away into eternal punishment."

In other words, Jesus says that if Earl isn't doing those very things,
he's going to end up in that hell he's always telling us we're bound for.

'course, as we've seen over and over, he only goes in for those parts
of the Bible he likes. No doubt he dismisses that bit as inconvenient.

aa
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2017-11-01 23:18:04 UTC
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On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible
drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
.> > For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
A2
.> "for I was sick, and in prison, and ye visited me"
.> It's the only way through the Pearly Gates, according to Jesus*
.> *or, rather, what they claim Jesus meant.
Yep. In that passage from Mathew, Jesus explicitly says if
you don't do those things, you'll be turned away --
"they will go away into eternal punishment."
In other words, Jesus says that if Earl isn't doing those very things,
he's going to end up in that hell he's always telling us we're bound for.
'course, as we've seen over and over, he only goes in for those parts
of the Bible he likes. No doubt he dismisses that bit as inconvenient.
aa
Like this one:

Revelation 21: 8 "all liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth
with fire and brimstone"
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2017-11-02 22:14:28 UTC
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Yep. In that passage from Mathew, Jesus explicitly says if
you don't do those things, you'll be turned away --
"they will go away into eternal punishment."
In other words, Jesus says that if Earl isn't doing those very things,
he's going to end up in that hell he's always telling us we're bound for.
Sorry, and gleefully, it doesn't say that all have to do all things. In fact,
the ones mentioned are only a typical need. Some of us work the soup kitchens,
some cook thanksgiving dinner for needy families, some pray at the abortion
clinic, some do in-church ministry, some teach bible classes, and on and on and
on. One big family.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
'course, as we've seen over and over, he only goes in for those parts
of the Bible he likes. No doubt he dismisses that bit as inconvenient.
Well, yes, the Christian NT mostly, and the 4 gospels heavily.

What are you into?

the dukester, American-American


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and a good cigar.

G.K. Chesterton
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2017-11-02 22:10:18 UTC
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Post by duke
On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
That coming from a SB is laughable. What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
Did you see my message about an SB office mate of mine?

We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.

SB minister, mind you.

Is this your case too?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
to the "draw swords" OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.

Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.

So what do you do??


the dukester, American-American


*****
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine
and a good cigar.

G.K. Chesterton
*****
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2017-11-02 23:06:29 UTC
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On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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Post by duke
On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.

That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.

What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.


.> What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.

Hint: read your Bible some time.

Hint:

"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.

Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;

And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;

Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.

And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"


And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".


Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.

Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.

Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.

Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.



.> >Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
.> Did you see my message about an SB office mate of mine.

I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?

Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.

Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.

Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".

Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.

AA
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Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
So what do you do??
the dukester, American-American
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and a good cigar.
G.K. Chesterton
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Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember
Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.
That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.
What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.
.> What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Hint: read your Bible some time.
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"
And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".
Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.
Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.
Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.
Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.
.> >Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
.> Did you see my message about an SB office mate of mine.
I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?
Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.
Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".
Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.
AA
Duke's skating on some dangerously thin ice. (Mark 3:29)
duke
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On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.
That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.
Then why did you leave/escape the Catholic Church?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.
Now here's what Jesus had to say. Did your protest_er friends do these?

MASS:
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).

SACRAMENTS:
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14

PAPACY:
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)

PURGATORY:
1 Cor 3:10-15

FAITH (without deeds is dead faith):
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.

Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Hint: read your Bible some time.
If it's spiritual, it's Catholic.
If it's physical, it's protest_ant.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"
And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".
Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.
Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.
Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.
As Paul takes leave of his people he thinks of the greatness of the struggle
which lies before them. Undoubtedly life was much more terrifying for the
ancient people than it is for us today. They believed implicitly in evil
spirits, who filled the air and were determined to work men harm. The words
which Paul uses, powers, authorities, world-rulers, are all names for different
classes of these evil spirits. To him the whole universe was a battleground. The
Christian had not only to contend with the attacks of men; he had to contend
with the attacks of spiritual forces which were fighting against God. We may not
take Paul's actual language literally; but our experience will tell us that
there is an active power of evil in the world. Robert Louis Stevenson once said:
"You know the Caledonian Railway Station in Edinburgh? One cold, east windy
morning, I met Satan there." We do not know what actually befell Stevenson but
we recognize the experience; we have all felt the force of that evil influence
which seeks to make us sin

Hmmmmm. Evil spirits, eh.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.
You didn't even have the decency to reference the "drill" previously.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Fight that OT battle - get your swords out and fight, fight, fight.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?
He was of your faith. Doesn't sound like the birth of the Lord is very
important day to you protest_ants.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
I told you local experience. Both Southern Baptist. All of you guys do get to
decide for yourselves what the daily brief is about, ie, about as wild and out
of control as one can get.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.
Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
You mean like "drawing swords", a VERY OT concept.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
And you and yours preach what you wish to .
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Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".
Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.
Why did you leave/avoid the CC?
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Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
So what do you do??
Wow, no answer. My first guess is that of ............. NOTHING.

the dukester, American-American


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and a good cigar.

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2017-11-03 18:42:22 UTC
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On Thu, 2 Nov 2017 16:06:29 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.
That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.
Then why did you leave/escape the Catholic Church?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.
Now here's what Jesus had to say. Did your protest_er friends do these?
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Hint: read your Bible some time.
If it's spiritual, it's Catholic.
If it's physical, it's protest_ant.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"
And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".
Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.
Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.
Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.
As Paul takes leave of his people he thinks of the greatness of the struggle
which lies before them. Undoubtedly life was much more terrifying for the
ancient people than it is for us today. They believed implicitly in evil
spirits, who filled the air and were determined to work men harm. The words
which Paul uses, powers, authorities, world-rulers, are all names for different
classes of these evil spirits. To him the whole universe was a battleground. The
Christian had not only to contend with the attacks of men; he had to contend
with the attacks of spiritual forces which were fighting against God. We may not
take Paul's actual language literally; but our experience will tell us that
"You know the Caledonian Railway Station in Edinburgh? One cold, east windy
morning, I met Satan there." We do not know what actually befell Stevenson but
we recognize the experience; we have all felt the force of that evil influence
which seeks to make us sin
Hmmmmm. Evil spirits, eh.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.
You didn't even have the decency to reference the "drill" previously.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Fight that OT battle - get your swords out and fight, fight, fight.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?
He was of your faith. Doesn't sound like the birth of the Lord is very
important day to you protest_ants.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
I told you local experience. Both Southern Baptist. All of you guys do get to
decide for yourselves what the daily brief is about, ie, about as wild and out
of control as one can get.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.
Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
You mean like "drawing swords", a VERY OT concept.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
And you and yours preach what you wish to .
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".
Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.
Why did you leave/avoid the CC?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> >> So what do you do??
Post by duke
. Wow, no answer. My first guess is that of ............. NOTHING.
I answered, Lyin' Earl.

It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.

But you snipped it out, so you could lie about me, Lyin' Earl.

New day, same ol' Lyin' Earl.

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/yH284EHuIyc/c1iCx5UNBAAJ

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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember
Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.
That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.
Then why did you leave/escape the Catholic Church?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.
Now here's what Jesus had to say. Did your protest_er friends do these?
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Hint: read your Bible some time.
If it's spiritual, it's Catholic.
If it's physical, it's protest_ant.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"
And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".
Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.
Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.
Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.
As Paul takes leave of his people he thinks of the greatness of the struggle
which lies before them. Undoubtedly life was much more terrifying for the
ancient people than it is for us today. They believed implicitly in evil
spirits, who filled the air and were determined to work men harm. The words
which Paul uses, powers, authorities, world-rulers, are all names for different
classes of these evil spirits. To him the whole universe was a battleground. The
Christian had not only to contend with the attacks of men; he had to contend
with the attacks of spiritual forces which were fighting against God. We may not
take Paul's actual language literally; but our experience will tell us that
"You know the Caledonian Railway Station in Edinburgh? One cold, east windy
morning, I met Satan there." We do not know what actually befell Stevenson but
we recognize the experience; we have all felt the force of that evil influence
which seeks to make us sin
Hmmmmm. Evil spirits, eh.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.
You didn't even have the decency to reference the "drill" previously.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Fight that OT battle - get your swords out and fight, fight, fight.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?
He was of your faith. Doesn't sound like the birth of the Lord is very
important day to you protest_ants.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
I told you local experience. Both Southern Baptist. All of you guys do get to
decide for yourselves what the daily brief is about, ie, about as wild and out
of control as one can get.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.
Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
You mean like "drawing swords", a VERY OT concept.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
And you and yours preach what you wish to .
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".
Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.
Why did you leave/avoid the CC?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> >> So what do you do??
Post by duke
. Wow, no answer. My first guess is that of ............. NOTHING.
I answered, Lyin' Earl.
It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
But you snipped it out, so you could lie about me, Lyin' Earl.
New day, same ol' Lyin' Earl.
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/yH284EHuIyc/c1iCx5UNBAAJ
Atlatl Axolotl
And tomorrow he'll challenge us to find just one lie.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.
That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.
Then why did you leave/escape the Catholic Church?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.
Now here's what Jesus had to say. Did your protest_er friends do these?
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
If it's spiritual, it's Catholic.
If it's physical, it's protest_ant.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"
And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".
Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.
Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.
Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.
As Paul takes leave of his people he thinks of the greatness of the struggle
which lies before them. Undoubtedly life was much more terrifying for the
ancient people than it is for us today. They believed implicitly in evil
spirits, who filled the air and were determined to work men harm. The words
which Paul uses, powers, authorities, world-rulers, are all names for different
classes of these evil spirits. To him the whole universe was a battleground. The
Christian had not only to contend with the attacks of men; he had to contend
with the attacks of spiritual forces which were fighting against God. We may not
take Paul's actual language literally; but our experience will tell us that
"You know the Caledonian Railway Station in Edinburgh? One cold, east windy
morning, I met Satan there." We do not know what actually befell Stevenson but
we recognize the experience; we have all felt the force of that evil influence
which seeks to make us sin
Hmmmmm. Evil spirits, eh.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.
You didn't even have the decency to reference the "drill" previously.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Fight that OT battle - get your swords out and fight, fight, fight.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?
He was of your faith. Doesn't sound like the birth of the Lord is very
important day to you protest_ants.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
I told you local experience. Both Southern Baptist. All of you guys do get to
decide for yourselves what the daily brief is about, ie, about as wild and out
of control as one can get.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.
Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
You mean like "drawing swords", a VERY OT concept.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
And you and yours preach what you wish to .
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".
Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.
Why did you leave/avoid the CC?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> >> So what do you do??
Post by duke
. Wow, no answer. My first guess is that of ............. NOTHING.
I answered, Lyin' Earl.
It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
Nope. I saw where you donated some funds. Got your tax deduction. But you
didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But you snipped it out, so you could lie about me, Lyin' Earl.
New day, same ol' Lyin' Earl.
Nailed you.


the dukester, American-American


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On Fri, 3 Nov 2017 11:42:22 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Thu, 2 Nov 2017 16:06:29 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:11:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:21:18 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> >.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
..> >No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
a clue about Protestantism.
.> That coming from a SB is laughable.
That coming from someone who attended hundreds of Protestant
church services and knew hundreds of other Protestants is nothing
more or less than the truth.
Then why did you leave/escape the Catholic Church?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What you, in your utter ignorance are making up isn't merely
laughable, it's pernicious lying.
Now here's what Jesus had to say. Did your protest_er friends do these?
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
If it's spiritual, it's Catholic.
If it's physical, it's protest_ant.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God,
that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day,
and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with
truth, and having on the breastplate of
righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the
gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye
shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the
wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God"
And take "the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God".
Hint: that comes from Ephesians 6.
Hint: Ephesians is in the New Testament.
Hint: that's where that Bible drill takes its name.
As Paul takes leave of his people he thinks of the greatness of the struggle
which lies before them. Undoubtedly life was much more terrifying for the
ancient people than it is for us today. They believed implicitly in evil
spirits, who filled the air and were determined to work men harm. The words
which Paul uses, powers, authorities, world-rulers, are all names for different
classes of these evil spirits. To him the whole universe was a battleground. The
Christian had not only to contend with the attacks of men; he had to contend
with the attacks of spiritual forces which were fighting against God. We may not
take Paul's actual language literally; but our experience will tell us that
"You know the Caledonian Railway Station in Edinburgh? One cold, east windy
morning, I met Satan there." We do not know what actually befell Stevenson but
we recognize the experience; we have all felt the force of that evil influence
which seeks to make us sin
Hmmmmm. Evil spirits, eh.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Hint: you look like a total buffoon when you just pull claims
like that out of your ass.
You didn't even have the decency to reference the "drill" previously.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I did. You know one (1) guy. I knew hundreds, and attended hundreds of services
You don't have clue number one.
Fight that OT battle - get your swords out and fight, fight, fight.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
.> SB minister, mind you.
.> Is this your case too?
He was of your faith. Doesn't sound like the birth of the Lord is very
important day to you protest_ants.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Since I already told you that Christmas and Easter were our
biggest services of the year, and that we had to schedule
extra services, this is simply another one of your lies.
I told you local experience. Both Southern Baptist. All of you guys do get to
decide for yourselves what the daily brief is about, ie, about as wild and out
of control as one can get.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
.> And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
.> OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
.> to the "draw swords" OT.
Our Bible studies were drawn from the entirety of the Bible.
So you lie yet again.
You mean like "drawing swords", a VERY OT concept.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
.> >yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
.> >Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
.> Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
.> with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Yep -- you believe what you're told to believe.
We take ours directly from the original source.
And you and yours preach what you wish to .
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Yep. The swords in question being "the Spirit, which is the Word of God".
Go ahead. Laugh at the Spirit all you want. Not my problem.
Why did you leave/avoid the CC?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
No one has to do all. I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> >> So what do you do??
.> >>. Wow, no answer. My first guess is that of ............. NOTHING.
.> >I answered, Lyin' Earl.
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.

And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.

Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".

.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.

And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.

I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.

I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.

Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.

But you don't care, do you?


AtlAxo
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But you snipped it out, so you could lie about me, Lyin' Earl.
New day, same ol' Lyin' Earl.
Nailed you.
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.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
If you donate lots, you itemize.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
But you don't care, do you?
No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.

You got hooked for the tax deduction. You never donated out of love, did you.
Love mean volunteer. You're a joke who says I give you but you must return.


the dukester, American-American


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and a good cigar.

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On Sun, 5 Nov 2017 09:41:34 -0800 (PST), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.

I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.

I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.

.> You got hooked for the tax deduction. You never donated out of love, did you.
.> Love mean volunteer.

I gave money to charities, I gave money to friends, I gave money
to friends of friends whom I did not know directly.

How much money have you given away, Lyin' Earl?

Asked you that several times before, haven't I?

Never answered, did you?

Oh, and by the way: I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.



AtlAxo


.> You're a joke who says I give you but you must return.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> You got hooked for the tax deduction. You never donated out of love, did you.
.> Love mean volunteer.
I gave money to charities, I gave money to friends, I gave money
to friends of friends whom I did not know directly.
How much money have you given away, Lyin' Earl?
Asked you that several times before, haven't I?
Never answered, did you?
Oh, and by the way: I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
AtlAxo
Oh, now I understand. He's never given any money. He hangs out and
socializes with his friends and figures his god will give him points for
it. And he makes himself believe that what he does is far superior to what
you do.
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.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> You got hooked for the tax deduction. You never donated out of love, did you.
.> Love mean volunteer.
I gave money to charities, I gave money to friends, I gave money
to friends of friends whom I did not know directly.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
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How much money have you given away, Lyin' Earl?
Asked you that several times before, haven't I?
Never answered, did you?
I give my time, talent and treasure.
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Oh, and by the way: I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.

You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
story about my actions.

Making up false stories about someone is lying. And nothing other than lying.

And now you're compounding it by lying some more.

AA
Post by duke
You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> You got hooked for the tax deduction. You never donated out of love, did you.
.> Love mean volunteer.
I gave money to charities, I gave money to friends, I gave money
to friends of friends whom I did not know directly.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
How much money have you given away, Lyin' Earl?
Asked you that several times before, haven't I?
Never answered, did you?
I give my time, talent and treasure.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Oh, and by the way: I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
the dukester, American-American
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Post by duke
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On Sun, 5 Nov 2017 09:41:34 -0800 (PST), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
story about my actions.
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Making up false stories about someone is lying. And nothing other than lying.
Nope, revealing what a fool you make of yourself.

the dukester, American-American


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
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On Sun, 5 Nov 2017 09:41:34 -0800 (PST), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
story about my actions.
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Making up false stories about someone is lying. And nothing other than lying.
Duke: > Nope, revealing what a fool you make of yourself.

All one needs to remember about the revealing of a fool in this ng is to recall when Ted, Atlatl Axolotl, and Peter ripped aside the flimsy gauze to reveal the truth behind the curtain, exposing the Great and Powerful Oz, who called himself the dukester.

Marvin Sebourn
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
story about my actions.
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Making up false stories about someone is lying. And nothing other than lying.
Duke: > Nope, revealing what a fool you make of yourself.
All one needs to remember about the revealing of a fool in this ng is to recall when Ted, Atlatl Axolotl, and Peter ripped aside the flimsy gauze to reveal the truth behind the curtain, exposing the Great and Powerful Oz, who called himself the dukester.
I'm the only one that understands the pump issue and why it won't work.

I even had you at the 98% point and you ran away.

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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
.> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me
to use my money to help others.

And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.


Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as
regards what moves me to charity?

I'll be quite surprised if you don't.





AA
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Making up false stories about someone is lying. And nothing other than lying.
Nope, revealing what a fool you make of yourself.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
.> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me
to use my money to help others.
Why would anyone believe that you would do that?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
No lies possible.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as
regards what moves me to charity?
I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
Slander is not possible. That takes evidence to work with.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
AA
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Making up false stories about someone is lying. And nothing other than lying.
Nope, revealing what a fool you make of yourself.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
.> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me
to use my money to help others.
Why would anyone believe that you would do that?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
No lies possible.
.> >Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as
. >regards what moves me to charity?
.> >I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
.> Slander is not possible. That takes evidence to work with.


Exactly, precisely, and 180 degrees wrong, ignorant Earl:
if you have evidence, then there's no slander.
Slander is making up false stories about someone.

Just like you're doing about me.


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
.> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me
to use my money to help others.
Why would anyone believe that you would do that?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
No lies possible.
.> >Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as
. >regards what moves me to charity?
.> >I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
.> Slander is not possible. That takes evidence to work with.
if you have evidence, then there's no slander.
Slander is making up false stories about someone.
Just like you're doing about me.
AA
LOL. In Duke's world, lies aren't slander unless there's evidence.
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.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
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.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to wander off
on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
.> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another false
.> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't "engage" in
itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than standard deduction, you
take the standard. Most of us are not stupid like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me
to use my money to help others.
Why would anyone believe that you would do that?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
No lies possible.
.> >Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as
. >regards what moves me to charity?
.> >I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
.> Slander is not possible. That takes evidence to work with.
if you have evidence, then there's no slander.
Slander is making up false stories about someone.
All I did was ask you questions? You sound guilty already.
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Just like you're doing about me.
AA
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.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you .> didn't lift one hand to
personally reach out to others. You know, the old .> volunteer
way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to
wander off on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to
wander off on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell
your dog you did .> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another
false .> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't
"engage" in itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than
standard deduction, you take the standard. Most of us are not stupid
like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me to
use my money to help others.
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as regards what moves me
to charity?
I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
Ahem! Slander is spoken, libel is written.
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.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you .> didn't lift one hand to
personally reach out to others. You know, the old .> volunteer
way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
.> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to
wander off on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend to
wander off on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell
your dog you did .> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up another
false .> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't
"engage" in itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than
standard deduction, you take the standard. Most of us are not stupid
like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me to
use my money to help others.
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as regards what moves me
to charity?
I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
Ahem! Slander is spoken, libel is written.
I think Duke's lips move while he types.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you .> didn't lift one hand to
personally reach out to others. You know, the old .>
volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
.> >And then, not content with having lied about my not
answering .> >him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
.> So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
.> >I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
.> If you donate lots, you itemize.
I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl. I never have itemized.
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend
to wander off on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
.> >Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
.> >But you don't care, do you?
I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return. You SB's do tend
to wander off on a tangent.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you
tell your dog you did .> or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from
you.
.> >I did not itemize, Lyin' Earl.
.> I can't be lying. I don't see your tax return.
.> >You made up a false story about my motivations. You made up
another false .> >story about my actions.
Post by duke
I assumed. For instance, you may live in a country that doesn't
"engage" in itemized deductions. When your itemized is less than
standard deduction, you take the standard. Most of us are not
stupid like you.
Actually, what you did was to make up a lie about what motivates me
to use my money to help others.
And now you're piling yet one more lie on top of that.
Now, may we expect you to slander me some more as regards what moves
me to charity?
I'll be quite surprised if you don't.
Ahem! Slander is spoken, libel is written.
I think Duke's lips move while he types.
Probably, but unless someone is within earshot it cannot be slander.
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.> >It was a three paragraph, seven sentence answer, Lyin' Earl.
.> Nope. I saw where you donated some funds.
And then you snipped it out and claimed I never answered.
Nothing less than another lie. By you. "on the ng".
Why would you say I snipped it? I saw you said you donated.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.>Got your tax deduction. But you
.> didn't lift one hand to personally reach out to others. You know, the old
.> volunteer way. No reward except your tax deduction.
And then, not content with having lied about my not answering
him, Lyin' Earl invents yet another lie about me.
So it was ONLY for tax deductions purposes.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I don't itemize my taxes, Lyin' Earl.
If you donate lots, you itemize.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I took no deductions for the money I gave to others.
Yet another flat out, bald faced lie from you.
But you don't care, do you?
No, I don't. Now you're playing teddies' games - did you tell your dog you did
or didn't itemize?? PUre crap from you.
You got hooked for the tax deduction. You never donated out of love, did you.
Love mean volunteer. You're a joke who says I give you but you must return.
the dukester, American-American
Duke's such a piece of shit.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
That coming from a SB is laughable. What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
Did you see my message about an SB office mate of mine?
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
SB minister, mind you.
Is this your case too?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
to the "draw swords" OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
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Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
.> >For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
.> No one has to do all.

Sorry, Jesus didn't say "Check two of the following five options".
Jesus said you must do all of them.

I know that, because as I good ex-Protestant, I read the Bible
for myself. Principally the New Testament.

But since you feel free to make up what Protestants do and do
not believe, it's no surprise that you feel free to make up what
Jesus said.



.> I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
.> visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> So what do you do??

What do I do? Why should I do anything? I'm not the one
who believes in your Jesus.

But even though I don't believe in your Jesus, I give away thousands
of dollars a year. Sometimes to established charities, sometimes
to friends in need, more often lately to people I don't even know, but
whose desperate situations will be eased by my donations.

But I don't do it out of fear of hell, or because some organization
tells me to. I do it because I can.

AA
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very
little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember
Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
That coming from a SB is laughable. What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
Did you see my message about an SB office mate of mine?
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
SB minister, mind you.
Is this your case too?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
to the "draw swords" OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
.> >For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
.> No one has to do all.
Sorry, Jesus didn't say "Check two of the following five options".
Jesus said you must do all of them.
I know that, because as I good ex-Protestant, I read the Bible
for myself. Principally the New Testament.
But since you feel free to make up what Protestants do and do
not believe, it's no surprise that you feel free to make up what
Jesus said.
.> I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
.> visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> So what do you do??
What do I do? Why should I do anything? I'm not the one
who believes in your Jesus.
But even though I don't believe in your Jesus, I give away thousands
of dollars a year. Sometimes to established charities, sometimes
to friends in need, more often lately to people I don't even know, but
whose desperate situations will be eased by my donations.
But I don't do it out of fear of hell, or because some organization
tells me to. I do it because I can.
AA
That's awesome, AA.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
.> >Nostalgia pop quiz, recovering Protestants: how many remember Bible drills -- "Draw swords" ?
.> I'm a Roman Catholic. Never heard of that one.
I'm sure you haven't. It's a drill which trains Protestant children
in knowing their Bible, inside and out.
.> It doesn't. Most protest_ants think the OT is THE bible.
No, Lyin' Earl, we did not. And they do not. You don't have
a clue about Protestantism.
That coming from a SB is laughable. What does "draw swords" imply? Hint - OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Which in no way stops you from making up lies about it.
Did you see my message about an SB office mate of mine?
We have 4 Masses on Christmas Eve/Day. He asked me how many we had to attend.
Just 1, I said. Then I inquired what his SB Church had. Nothing, he responded.
His pastor goes on vacation on Christmas.
SB minister, mind you.
Is this your case too?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Since Catholics aren't encouraged to actually read the thing --
.> >and boy, does that ever show in your case -- then this comes as no surprise
.> Oh, but we are. At Mass daily, we get sections form the OT, Psalms, Epistles
.> and, most important, the four Gospels. There's some variation to the 1st 3.
Did I say you don't get selected passages read at you?
I did not.
And the point is that we get a regular exposure to the important parts of the
OT, Psalms, Gospels and Epistles where they tie into one another. You SB stick
to the "draw swords" OT.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
What I did say is that you are not encouraged to read it for
yourself and then make up your own minds about what you believe.
Protestants tend not to go in for authoritarian mindsets.
Make up my own mind????? I have an entire 2000 year old organization starting
with Jesus Christ to pull it all together.
Draw swords. Heeheehee.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
I'm not going to go through your cut and paste bolus item by item.
You want to discuss specifics, you pick one and say -- in your own words --
what it means.
Cut and paste??? It's the very teachings of Jesus Christ himself in the
Gospels.
.> >For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
.> No one has to do all.
Sorry, Jesus didn't say "Check two of the following five options".
Jesus said you must do all of them.
No, he was telling us Christians how to follow him.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I know that, because as I good ex-Protestant, I read the Bible
for myself. Principally the New Testament.
But how do you pull all the parts together. You can't. The RCC has 2000 years
of biblical research, early Church fathers, the teaching authority of the
Vatican, the Catechism and a single message world wide on any given day.

Your "church" which you abandoned is only 400 years old and as a lone ranger,
you don't have anyone to pull it all together.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But since you feel free to make up what Protestants do and do
not believe, it's no surprise that you feel free to make up what
Jesus said.
What Jesus said is recorded in the 4 gospels. You didn't know that, did you.
Your church didn't either. Your churches avoid spending time in those books.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
.> I'm very active in the ones I do. I have friends that
.> visit the prisons as part of their discipleship. Where each feels he best fits.
.> So what do you do??
What do I do? Why should I do anything? I'm not the one
who believes in your Jesus.
Then it's satan for you.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But even though I don't believe in your Jesus, I give away thousands
of dollars a year. Sometimes to established charities, sometimes
to friends in need, more often lately to people I don't even know, but
whose desperate situations will be eased by my donations.
That's a wonderful gift. By why do you do it if you don't believe in God?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But I don't do it out of fear of hell, or because some organization
tells me to. I do it because I can.
And the love you demonstrated is the direct message from God you don't believe
in.

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On Thu, 2 Nov 2017 16:23:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
.> No one has to do all.
Sorry, Jesus didn't say "Check two of the following five options".
Jesus said you must do all of them.
No, he was telling us Christians how to follow him.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I know that, because as I good ex-Protestant, I read the Bible
for myself. Principally the New Testament.
But how do you pull all the parts together. You can't. The RCC has 2000 years
of biblical research, early Church fathers, the teaching authority of the
Vatican, the Catechism and a single message world wide on any given day.
Your "church" which you abandoned is only 400 years old and as a lone ranger,
you don't have anyone to pull it all together.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But since you feel free to make up what Protestants do and do
not believe, it's no surprise that you feel free to make up what
Jesus said.
What Jesus said is recorded in the 4 gospels.
Please refer to John 21:25.
Post by duke
You didn't know that, did you.
Your church didn't either. Your churches avoid spending time
in those books.
The good news about the visiting sick people and prisoners bit
is that since Jesus is talking about "my brethren", it only means
the people who go to the same church that you and Jesus go to.
Ask priests, they will confirm this. You can do that while
you're visiting them in prison.
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Post by duke
On Thu, 2 Nov 2017 16:23:31 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
.> No one has to do all.
Sorry, Jesus didn't say "Check two of the following five options".
Jesus said you must do all of them.
No, he was telling us Christians how to follow him.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I know that, because as I good ex-Protestant, I read the Bible
for myself. Principally the New Testament.
But how do you pull all the parts together. You can't. The RCC has 2000 years
of biblical research, early Church fathers, the teaching authority of the
Vatican, the Catechism and a single message world wide on any given day.
Your "church" which you abandoned is only 400 years old and as a lone ranger,
you don't have anyone to pull it all together.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But since you feel free to make up what Protestants do and do
not believe, it's no surprise that you feel free to make up what
Jesus said.
What Jesus said is recorded in the 4 gospels.
Please refer to John 21:25.
Very familiar with it.
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by duke
You didn't know that, did you.
Your church didn't either. Your churches avoid spending time
in those books.
The good news about the visiting sick people and prisoners bit
is that since Jesus is talking about "my brethren", it only means
the people who go to the same church that you and Jesus go to.
Ask priests, they will confirm this. You can do that while
you're visiting them in prison.
Brethren is all peoples, not your relatives. Volunteer, volunteer, volunteer.
No financial gain. Giving of yourself out of love as commanded by God.

the dukester, American-American


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 14:50:27 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >For example, we could discuss whether you yourself visit prisoners.
.> No one has to do all.
Sorry, Jesus didn't say "Check two of the following five options".
Jesus said you must do all of them.
No, he was telling us Christians how to follow him.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
I know that, because as I good ex-Protestant, I read the Bible
for myself. Principally the New Testament.
But how do you pull all the parts together. You can't. The RCC has 2000 years
of biblical research, early Church fathers, the teaching authority of the
Vatican, the Catechism and a single message world wide on any given day.
Your "church" which you abandoned is only 400 years old and as a lone ranger,
you don't have anyone to pull it all together.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But since you feel free to make up what Protestants do and do
not believe, it's no surprise that you feel free to make up what
Jesus said.
What Jesus said is recorded in the 4 gospels.
Please refer to John 21:25.
Very familiar with it.
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by duke
You didn't know that, did you.
Your church didn't either. Your churches avoid spending time in those books.
The good news about the visiting sick people and prisoners bit
is that since Jesus is talking about "my brethren", it only means
the people who go to the same church that you and Jesus go to.
Ask priests, they will confirm this. You can do that while
you're visiting them in prison.
Brethren is all peoples, not your relatives. Volunteer, volunteer, volunteer.
No financial gain. Giving of yourself out of love as commanded by God.
No. Ask a priest. It means Christians only, and that, of course,
means the people who go to your church, and not the other church
down the road where the hymn books are the wrong colour. It is
a warning to the rest of the world to treat the believing brethren
nice or you'll go to hell (and if you're not believing brethren
then you go to hell anyway, so actually it's kind of a con trick.)

<http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2015/march-web-only/what-you-probably-dont-know-about-least-of-these.html>

and approximately every other reference you will find on this subject,
explains this.
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Post by duke
Brethren is all peoples, not your relatives. Volunteer, volunteer, volunteer.
No financial gain. Giving of yourself out of love as commanded by God.
No. Ask a priest. It means Christians only, and that, of course,
means the people who go to your church, and not the other church
down the road where the hymn books are the wrong colour.
Jesus said "follow me". He loved all his "neighbors" - jews, tax collectors,
samaritans, gentiles, soldiers, pharisees, Sadducees, crippled, diseased,
lepers, the old, the young.


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2017-10-30 16:31:00 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
LOL. What an idiot. Yep, this definitely qualifies as the most
laughingly ridiculous thing he's said this month.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
LOL. What an idiot. Yep, this definitely qualifies as the most
laughingly ridiculous thing he's said this month.
But you're too stupid to see the truth in the accusation.

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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
The quote certainly illustrates Duke's stupidity and ignorance.

-- Kit
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https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
The quote certainly illustrates Duke's stupidity and ignorance.
-- Kit
My guess is that you know the entire Bible better than anyone else in
this group.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
The quote certainly illustrates Duke's stupidity and ignorance.
-- Kit
My guess is that you know the entire Bible better than anyone else in
this group.
Why do you say that??

-- Kit
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
The quote certainly illustrates Duke's stupidity and ignorance.
-- Kit
My guess is that you know the entire Bible better than anyone else in
this group.
Why do you say that??
-- Kit
I heard you're a JW.
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I heard you're a JW.
My deity arranged a marriage between me and a young lady 2 decades my junior in my religion, officer.
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I heard you're a JW.
My deity arranged a marriage between me and a young lady 2 decades my junior in my religion, officer.
Just one? Mikey is a Morman. And he sounds a lot like Cody when it comes
to non-existent wives.
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I heard you're a JW.
My deity arranged a marriage between me and a young lady 2 decades my junior in my religion, officer.
You're a kook, and no woman would have you. You're too ugly and you're a convicted criminal.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
The quote certainly illustrates Duke's stupidity and ignorance.
You read the bible thru and thru 6 times, and you still can't quote what God
said.


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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
The quote certainly illustrates Duke's stupidity and ignorance.
-- Kit
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https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
their faith rather than the NT???? You're about as knowledgeable of this as you
are of pumps.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
I stand solidly behind that comment.

Remember, for all practical purpose, few if any US protest_ant church follows
the teachings of Jesus Christ in the NT Gospels. Right off the bat, they accept
Baptism but deny that it applies as Jesus demonstrated it.

Get it - they REJECT the teachings of Jesus. And by an large, when one quotes
the bible, mostly OT, it's in "thee's and thou's and spakes, etc".

MASS:
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).

SACRAMENTS:
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14

PAPACY:
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)

PURGATORY:
1 Cor 3:10-15

FAITH (without deeds is dead faith):
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.

Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.




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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????

Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting

Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."

Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.


So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.

Different Day, same Earl.




Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
You're about as knowledgeable of this as you
are of pumps.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
I stand solidly behind that comment.
Remember, for all practical purpose, few if any US protest_ant church follows
the teachings of Jesus Christ in the NT Gospels. Right off the bat, they accept
Baptism but deny that it applies as Jesus demonstrated it.
Get it - they REJECT the teachings of Jesus. And by an large, when one quotes
the bible, mostly OT, it's in "thee's and thou's and spakes, etc".
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
the dukester, American-American
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Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
How about these:
MASS:
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).

SACRAMENTS:
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14

PAPACY:
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)

PURGATORY:
1 Cor 3:10-15

FAITH (without deeds is dead faith):
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.

Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Symbolic only.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
I once had a friend ask me how many Christ_mass masses we had to attend. Just
one of 4 available, I replied.

And I asked my friend, a big Southern Baptist. How about you? He replied
"none" as his pastor went on vacation at Christ_mass.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Different Day, same Earl.
Different "Christian" group, same S.Baptist.

How many of these do you accept as more than symbolic?

MASS:
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).

SACRAMENTS:
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14

PAPACY:
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)

PURGATORY:
1 Cor 3:10-15

FAITH (without deeds is dead faith):
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.

Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.

the dukester, American-American


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Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
.> >Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
.> Symbolic only.

"Symbolic"? How can you say they are symbolic when you
don't think that Protestants have ever heard of communion?

But that's correct -- it's only the Catholics who believe in cannibalism.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
.> I once had a friend ask me how many Christ_mass masses we had to attend. Just
.> one of 4 available, I replied.
.> And I asked my friend, a big Southern Baptist. How about you? He replied
.> "none" as his pastor went on vacation at Christ_mass.

Pretty bizarre, as we talked about "Christmas and Easter Christians'.
Members who only showed up in church on those two occasions.
Those were the most attended services of the year, bar none.
We often had to hold extra services.

Your N = 1 example in meaningless.

Atl
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Different Day, same Earl.
Different "Christian" group, same S.Baptist.
How many of these do you accept as more than symbolic?
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
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On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:08:51 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)
1 Cor 3:10-15
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.
Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
.> >Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
.> Symbolic only.
"Symbolic"? How can you say they are symbolic when you
don't think that Protestants have ever heard of communion?
I don't. They say it. That's a rejection of Christian baptism. The only other
is "Communion", but there is no Consecration of the Eucharist available in the
protester Churches as my the Priest in Catholic Church, thus their communion is
a cracker and a sip of grape juice. =========> SYMBOLIC.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
But that's correct -- it's only the Catholics who believe in cannibalism.
John 6:53-55New International Version (NIV)
53 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the
Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54 Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last
day. 55 For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink

Jesus elevated bread and wine and proclaimed "This IS my...........".

You're just a non believer.
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Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
.> I once had a friend ask me how many Christ_mass masses we had to attend. Just
.> one of 4 available, I replied.
.> And I asked my friend, a big Southern Baptist. How about you? He replied
.> "none" as his pastor went on vacation at Christ_mass.
Pretty bizarre, as we talked about "Christmas and Easter Christians'.
Members who only showed up in church on those two occasions.
Those were the most attended services of the year, bar none.
We often had to hold extra services.
Real dedicated members, aren't they. We have them too.
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Your N = 1 example in meaningless.
????


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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
Ted
2017-11-01 23:17:59 UTC
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
Good point.

But what in the OT do you mean about hating homosexuals? The prohibition in
Leviticus was of men butt-fucking other men, not homosexuality per se. And
that rule was made to protect their society from extinction during an era
of high infant mortality. For that reason, if men wanted to fuck, they were
required to fuck women, not other men. They weren't even allowed to jack
off (Onan). The OT says nothing at all against any other form of
homosexuality.
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2017-11-02 22:23:32 UTC
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Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

the dukester, American-American


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and a good cigar.

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2017-11-02 23:24:49 UTC
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Post by Robert Carnegie
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Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
the dukester, American-American
Liars are screwed too:

Revelation 21: 8 "all liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth
with fire and brimstone"
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2017-11-02 23:26:02 UTC
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Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
.> 1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
.> 9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
.> be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
.> who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
.> slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

Pack your asbestos suitcase: you slander people all day long on Usenet.


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Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
.> 1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
.> 9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
.> be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
.> who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
.> slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
Pack your asbestos suitcase: you slander people all
day long on Usenet.
I was about to bring that up. "The NET Bible" translation
uses the term "verbally abusive".

By the way, men are allowed to kiss men in the bible.
It is often mentioned.
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Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
.> 1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
.> 9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
.> be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
.> who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
.> slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
.> > Pack your asbestos suitcase: you slander people all
.> > day long on Usenet.
.> I was about to bring that up. "The NET Bible" translation
.> uses the term "verbally abusive".
.>
.> By the way, men are allowed to kiss men in the bible.
.> It is often mentioned.

Yep. In fact Paul, whom Earl regards as Jesus' ventriloquist
dummy, commanded that Christians should do that, and he
did so in both Romans and in Second Corinthians.

Of course as we've all seen, Duke only accepts the bits
of the Bible he likes.

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Post by duke
On Wed, 1 Nov 2017 15:55:02 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
.> 1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
.> 9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
.> be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
.> who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
.> slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
.> > Pack your asbestos suitcase: you slander people all
.> > day long on Usenet.
.> I was about to bring that up. "The NET Bible" translation
.> uses the term "verbally abusive".
.>
.> By the way, men are allowed to kiss men in the bible.
.> It is often mentioned.
Yep. In fact Paul, whom Earl regards as Jesus' ventriloquist
dummy, commanded that Christians should do that, and he
did so in both Romans and in Second Corinthians.
Do you not know that Jesus sent Paul out as an Apostle?
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Of course as we've all seen, Duke only accepts the bits
of the Bible he likes.
MASS:
Do this in memory of me - Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).

SACRAMENTS:
1. Baptism - John 3:5-6, Mat 28:19, Hebrew 2:14-15
2. Holy Eucharist -Mat 26:26-29, Mark 14:22-26, Luke 22:14-20,
1Cor 11:23-25 (11-34).
3. Confession - John 20:22-23, 2 Cor 5:18-19, Mat 9:2-8
4. Matrimony - Mat 19:4-6, Mark 10:5-9, Ephesians 5:31
5. Confirmation - Ephesians 1:13-14, Acts 8:14-17, Acts 19:5-6,
6. Holy Orders - Acts 13:3 & 14:23, John 20:22, 1 & 2 Tim
7. Anointing of the Sick - Mark 6:12-13, John 5:14

PAPACY:
Mat 16:13-19 (Pope), Mat 28:16-20 (Teaching), Eph 2:19-20 (Base)

PURGATORY:
1 Cor 3:10-15

FAITH (without deeds is dead faith):
Mat 25:31-46, James 2:26
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Give drink to the thirsty.
Visit the imprisoned.

Heal the sick.
Cast out demons.

the dukester, American-American


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Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Atlatl Axolotl
Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
.> 1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
.> 9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
.> be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
.> who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
.> slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
Pack your asbestos suitcase: you slander people all
day long on Usenet.
I was about to bring that up. "The NET Bible" translation
uses the term "verbally abusive".
By the way, men are allowed to kiss men in the bible.
It is often mentioned.
As a greeting, but not sexually.

the dukester, American-American


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Post by Robert Carnegie
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Post by duke
On Mon, 30 Oct 2017 08:57:17 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
.> >Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> >You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> >should tell them, don't you think?
.> Does this mean that you don't know that protestants tend to approach the OT in
.> their faith rather than the NT????
Sonny, I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church. It was Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Communion is His name. A child's sermon in the middle of every Sunday
service, with the pastor inviting the children to come forward, reciting
Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Summer Bible camp. Jesus. Communion, His blood and His flesh.
Midweek prayer meetings. In Jesus' name. Sunday school, with
my own mother teaching us about Jesus.
So once again we see Lyin' Earl, who I imagine has never sat through
one Protestant service in his entire life, pulling an utter lie about
what Protestants believe and what Protestants don't believe
out of his ass.
Different Day, same Earl.
There is of course the stuff about Ten Commandments
and hating homosexuals and wiccans; that doesn't come
up in "the New Testament".
.> 1 Corinthians 6:9-10New International Version (NIV)
.> 9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not
.> be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men
.> who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
.> slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
Pack your asbestos suitcase: you slander people all day long on Usenet.
It's only slander to you because you don't want to answer the challenges. Soooo
easy and yet you run and hide.

the dukester, American-American


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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
At least, Duke tells the truth. You fucking atheists don't.
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
At least, Duke tells the truth.
Where? When? Examples, please.
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Everyone at some point makes mistakes. Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.
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2017-11-10 19:59:44 UTC
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.> > Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> > You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> > should tell them, don't you think?
.> > Quoth the Earl:
.> > "The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
.> > Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
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AtlAxo
.> Everyone at some point makes mistakes.

Which I why I called it "hilarious", not a lie.

Geddit?

. > Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.

"you fucking atheists"?

Try again:

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/5msC3CNU-SU/LDktMwmjBwAJ


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.> > Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
.> > You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
.> > should tell them, don't you think?
.> > "The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
.> > Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
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AtlAxo
.> Everyone at some point makes mistakes.
Which I why I called it "hilarious", not a lie.
Geddit?
. > Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.
"you fucking atheists"?
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AtlAxo
What a liar. He knows you're not an atheist.
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2017-11-10 23:42:18 UTC
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
vtand: > Everyone at some point makes mistakes. Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.

Joe, do you place your own personal honesty, ethics, and knowledge on roughly the same level as Duke's?

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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Everyone at some point makes mistakes. Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.
True. We never lie and poor poor dukie lies all the time and about everything.
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Everyone at some point makes mistakes. Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.
True. We never lie
THAT'S A LIE


ATHEIST LIES

https://tinyurl.com/yaycgmwz

https://tinyurl.com/yd59p2kt

https://tinyurl.com/yd9udvlz

https://tinyurl.com/y8ptvypg
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Everyone at some point makes mistakes. Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.
True. We never lie
THAT'S A LIE
ATHEIST LIES
Oh, come one. There has NEVER been a lie in any of your URLs that you claim are full of lies.
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Protestants apparently don't know about the New Testament.
You know, all that stuff about Jesus and so on. Somebody probably
should tell them, don't you think?
"The protest_ants are big into the kjv and they know very little about the bible.
Most of them don't even know of the NT and it's final word from God."
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.atheism/cYBbHkZe0v0/OetUWM72BwAJ
AtlAxo
Everyone at some point makes mistakes. Duke doesn't lie like you fucking atheists do.
True. We never lie
THAT'S A LIE
.> > ATHEIST LIES
.> Oh, come one. There has NEVER been a lie in any of your URLs that you claim are full of lies.


Are you quite sure? After all, he has CAPITAL LETTERS.

Also: LOTS OF PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

Not to mention rage, bile, froth, flying spittle, and venom.

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