2018-09-11 22:46:23 UTC
Maybe they should just drop old Pat into the eye of the hurricane
where can get up close and personnel when he casts his magic spells:
"In the name of Jesus, you Hurricane Florence, we speak to you in the
name of Jesus, and we command the storm to cease its forward motion
and go harmlessly into the Atlantic. Go up north away from land and
veer off in the name of Jesus. We declare in the name of the lord that
you shall go no farther, you shall do no damage in this area.
We declare a shield of protection all over Tidewater and we declare a
shield of protection over those innocent people in the path of this
hurricane. In Jesus holy name, be out to sea!"