Post by Ted Post by Smiler
Those of the Dijon cult will claim that you're a heretic and not a true
follower of the FSM. They will pray that your pasta will be overcooked and
that your colander springs a leak.
Oh, I'm familiar with those fanatics. But when pressed, they're never able
to back up their nonsense with a solid quote from the FSM Gospel. All they
have is their silly Dijonish emotionalism.
Give me brown mustard, or deli style. Gulden's, Koop's or
Plochman's, and latter's other brand, Kosciusko. Stone ground
Mustard taste test:
Mustard doesn't go with pasta, unless you add some to the dressing
on macaroni salad. Franks and bratwursts? Bring out a pot of
I hated the stuff as a kid, but my tastes changed when I grew up.
I don't bother much with ketchup any more. Give me sliced tomato
on my sandwich or sausage/bun combo, and malt vinegar on my fries.