Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher Post by R. Dean
On Thursday, 5 January 2017 06:18:40 UTC, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
So what laid the egg?
A giant chicken, what else"
Post by R. Dean
Isn't this a classic "Chicken and egg" situation.
No, the giant chicken came first.
It could have been the dinosaur. He laid the egg.
Sounds: The [previous] line merges with a rolling of thunder. Wolves howl.
Voice Of God: Before the Beginning there was this Turtle. And the Turtle was
alone. And he looked around, and he saw his neighbor, which was his Mother. And
he lay down on top of his neighbor, and behold, she bore him in tears, an oak
tree. Which grew all day, and then fell over, like a bridge. And lo, under the
bridge there came a Catfish, and he was very big, and he was walking, and he was
the biggest he had seen. [Fading] And so were the fiery balls of this fish, one
of which is the Sun, and the other, they called the MoonâŠ
Expert Voice: Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe this myth. But here,
in the technical vastness of the Future, we can guess that surely the Past was
very different. We can surmise, for instance, that these two great ballsâŠ [Cross
Dr. Technical [fading up]: We know for certain, for instance, that for some
reason, for some time in the beginning, there were hot lumps. Cold and lonely,
they whirled noiselessly through the black holes of space. Those insignificant
lumps came together to form the first unionâour Sun, the heating system. And
about this glowing gasbag rotated the Earth, a cat's-eye among aggies, blinking
in astonishment across the Face of TimeâŠ
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Free the Amos Yee one.
Yeah, too bad about your so-called life. Ha-ha.