Post by Andrew Post by Greywolf
I maintain that John 1:3, Colossians 1:16, and Revelation 4:11 all point to the God Jesus creating
EVERYTHING in existence. John 1:3 even goes so goes so far as to claim that there's NOTHING
that exists that the God Jesus *didn't* create.
Therefore the God Jesus created very Evil itself. It's as simple as that.
He loves you.
Oh, shucks! You're making me blush! He loves little ole' *ME*!
Well tell the Evil Bastard I don't love HIM!! What do you think I am? YOU???
No way, Jose. The thing is so Evil that Evil doesn't even describe even HALF of how Evil He is!
There isn't a word in the English language that even comes CLOSE to describing just how Evil He is.
But if He loves ME. He'd better not be loving YOU, the two-timing Son of a Bitch!! I'll have his two-timing ass before God the Father for being "unfaithful"! Then I'll have his two-timing ass sent straight to Hell!
Creating very Evil itself is one thing. But cheating on me is quite another. God the Father will see to it He'll never "love" anyone ever again. If, you know what I mean.
No. Wait. You can have the Evil thing all to yourself. I want no part of His "love"! I am, after all, a heterosexual. Give me Elle McPherson or give me death!