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Adam & Eve Burning in Hell Forever
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Davej
2017-10-09 13:45:54 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-10-09 14:49:52 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Maybe they tried the "back door" and god didn't like it.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-10-09 20:16:49 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Maybe they tried the "back door" and god didn't like it.
It must have been embarrassing to make love in front of god or just walk around naked. He may enjoy the show.

The loincloth was a welcome relief.
Robert Carnegie
2017-10-09 23:10:34 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.

Of course it is just made up, but the other is,
as well.
duke
2017-10-10 19:11:28 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?

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Peter Pan
2017-10-11 09:57:32 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.

How could it be paradise without any sex?

You know catholic heaven has sex too, unlike protest_ant
heaven. But, unlike muslim heaven, boy-fucking is not
allowed.

You still have time to accept Allah, duke.
duke
2017-10-11 17:36:37 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.

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Peter Pan
2017-10-11 20:34:07 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage. They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.

I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
Ted
2017-10-11 23:16:02 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage. They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
Good point.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
duke
2017-10-12 17:04:36 UTC
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
Did they have bellybuttons?

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hypatiab7
2017-10-11 12:34:48 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
duke
2017-10-12 17:05:54 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.

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Atlatl Axolotl
2017-10-11 18:20:19 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?

Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.



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duke
2017-10-12 17:06:20 UTC
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
So milton is a joke.

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duke
2017-10-10 19:11:04 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.

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Lucifer Morningstar
2017-10-11 06:09:31 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
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duke
2017-10-11 17:36:59 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
Go away.

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Robert Carnegie
2017-10-11 22:19:24 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
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the dukester, American-American
There is no reason for sex in the Garden of Eden -
which never existed - to be a sin, and all of you are
saying that it was just because you like it that way.
And in this I include those of you who are Roman Catholic.
You are showing your love of sin.
Yap Honghor
2017-10-11 06:47:00 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
The Eastern yellow people did not come from your sinning non-existent moronic pair, let you be informed!!!
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Malcolm McMahon
2017-10-11 09:03:49 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Everyone forgets that it was called "The fruit of knowledge of good or evil". That's _very_ specific.
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