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Davej
2017-10-09 13:45:54 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
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2017-10-09 14:49:52 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Maybe they tried the "back door" and god didn't like it.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-10-09 20:16:49 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Maybe they tried the "back door" and god didn't like it.
It must have been embarrassing to make love in front of god or just walk around naked. He may enjoy the show.

The loincloth was a welcome relief.
Robert Carnegie
2017-10-09 23:10:34 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.

Of course it is just made up, but the other is,
as well.
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2017-10-10 19:11:28 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?

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2017-10-11 09:57:32 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.

How could it be paradise without any sex?

You know catholic heaven has sex too, unlike protest_ant
heaven. But, unlike muslim heaven, boy-fucking is not
allowed.

You still have time to accept Allah, duke.
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2017-10-11 17:36:37 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.

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2017-10-11 20:34:07 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage. They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.

I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
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2017-10-11 23:16:02 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage. They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
Good point.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
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2017-10-12 17:04:36 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
Did they have bellybuttons?

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2017-10-12 18:18:18 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
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Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest, as it was no longer
recreational. Josh told Eve, "Your desire shall be for
your HUSBAND." He didn't say boyfriend or POSSLQ. The
Lord didn't provide further how-to instruction, so they
obviously knew the drill.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?

Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
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2017-10-12 18:39:07 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest, as it was no longer
recreational. Josh told Eve, "Your desire shall be for
your HUSBAND." He didn't say boyfriend or POSSLQ. The
Lord didn't provide further how-to instruction, so they
obviously knew the drill.
Good point. Duke's too dumb to understand that, if they weren't married,
God ordered them to have premarital sex.
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2017-10-17 18:24:35 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
The only laws they would have needed would have been to protect them
from the monster you say made them.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
Were you there to validate this? Were the other animals counted as witnesses?
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When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest, as it was no longer
recreational. Josh told Eve, "Your desire shall be for
your HUSBAND." He didn't say boyfriend or POSSLQ. The
Lord didn't provide further how-to instruction, so they
obviously knew the drill.
Josh did have anything to do with it. It was supposed to be his bastard father.
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Good point. Duke's too dumb to understand that, if they weren't married,
God ordered them to have premarital sex.
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2017-10-18 17:35:43 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
The only laws they would have needed would have been to protect them
from the monster you say made them.
If God had not make them, there would be no "you".
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
Were you there to validate this? Were the other animals counted as witnesses?
You said it, not me.
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When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest, as it was no longer
recreational. Josh told Eve, "Your desire shall be for
your HUSBAND." He didn't say boyfriend or POSSLQ. The
Lord didn't provide further how-to instruction, so they
obviously knew the drill.
Josh did have anything to do with it. It was supposed to be his bastard father.
??? Say what?
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Good point. Duke's too dumb to understand that, if they weren't married,
God ordered them to have premarital sex.
God told them to be fruitful and multiply. He didn't say "to sin".

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2017-10-13 17:41:10 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
What an idiot.
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2017-10-15 17:25:09 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
Beside, they weren't real people.

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2017-10-15 20:39:43 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.

Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.

His encyclical "Humani Generis".

Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."

The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.

http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
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I wouldn't have expected the RCC to be so silly (Duke notwithstanding).
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
aa
.> I wouldn't have expected the RCC to be so silly (Duke notwithstanding).

It's theologically important. No Adam, no Original Sin. No Original Sin,
no Fall. No Fall, no need for "substitutionary atonement". No need for
substitutionary atonement, no Jesus.

Search for phrases like those and you'll find that idea all over the net.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
aa
.> I wouldn't have expected the RCC to be so silly (Duke notwithstanding).
It's theologically important. No Adam, no Original Sin. No Original Sin,
no Fall. No Fall, no need for "substitutionary atonement". No need for
substitutionary atonement, no Jesus.
Search for phrases like those and you'll find that idea all over the net.
aa
I see what you mean. But Catholics accept evolution. Were Adam's parents
supposedly human?
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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Post by Peter Pan
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
aa
.> I wouldn't have expected the RCC to be so silly (Duke notwithstanding).
It's theologically important. No Adam, no Original Sin. No Original Sin,
no Fall. No Fall, no need for "substitutionary atonement". No need for
substitutionary atonement, no Jesus.
Search for phrases like those and you'll find that idea all over the net.
aa
.> I see what you mean. But Catholics accept evolution. Were Adam's parents
.> supposedly human?

That's kind of fluid. John Paul II famously spoke in favor,
Benedict XVI <boo hiss> walked it back, now Francis is
saying no problem. But all insist that the species got
"ensouled" at a certain definite point.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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Post by Peter Pan
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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aa
.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
aa
.> I wouldn't have expected the RCC to be so silly (Duke notwithstanding).
It's theologically important. No Adam, no Original Sin. No Original Sin,
no Fall. No Fall, no need for "substitutionary atonement". No need for
substitutionary atonement, no Jesus.
Search for phrases like those and you'll find that idea all over the net.
aa
.> I see what you mean. But Catholics accept evolution. Were Adam's parents
.> supposedly human?
That's kind of fluid. John Paul II famously spoke in favor,
Benedict XVI <boo hiss> walked it back, now Francis is
saying no problem. But all insist that the species got
"ensouled" at a certain definite point.
AA
That's interesting, and problematic, for obvious reasons.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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Post by Peter Pan
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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aa
.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
aa
.> I wouldn't have expected the RCC to be so silly (Duke notwithstanding).
It's theologically important. No Adam, no Original Sin. No Original Sin,
no Fall. No Fall, no need for "substitutionary atonement". No need for
substitutionary atonement, no Jesus.
Search for phrases like those and you'll find that idea all over the net.
aa
.> I see what you mean. But Catholics accept evolution. Were Adam's parents
.> supposedly human?
That's kind of fluid. John Paul II famously spoke in favor,
Benedict XVI <boo hiss> walked it back, now Francis is
saying no problem. But all insist that the species got
"ensouled" at a certain definite point.
The divine blowjob, with the breath of god into the clay, if memory
serves. In Latin, spiritus is breath.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
conjectural opinion..."
The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
Of course, that doesn't fit poor poor dukie's misogynistic idiocy.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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Post by Peter Pan
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
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.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
.> > Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
.> > conjectural opinion..."
.> > The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people here...
.> > to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual person,
.> > not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
.> > http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
.> Of course, that doesn't fit poor poor dukie's misogynistic idiocy.

Not just, but Duke insists that "Adam" was just a term for "mankind", and
not a real person. (and he's floated some real linguistic howlers in the course
of making that claim). Pius XII clearly rebukes that idea in his encyclical.

But getting that would involve Earl both reading it with comprehension and being
willing to change his mind on something. Ain't going to happen.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of
course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused.
Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> > Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> > and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> > said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
aa
.> Interesting.
His encyclical "Humani Generis".
.> > Item 37, starting "When, however, there is question of another
.> > conjectural opinion..."
.> > The sentences are perhaps a bit too convoluted for, um... some people
here...
.> > to follow, but the meaning is quite unmistakable: Adam was an actual
person,
.> > not a literary device, and was the one who committed Original Sin.
.> > http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xii_
enc_12081950_humani-generis.html
.> Of course, that doesn't fit poor poor dukie's misogynistic idiocy.
Not just, but Duke insists that "Adam" was just a term for "mankind", and
not a real person. (and he's floated some real linguistic howlers in the
course
of making that claim). Pius XII clearly rebukes that idea in his encyclical.
But getting that would involve Earl both reading it with comprehension and being
willing to change his mind on something. Ain't going to happen.
A
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Catholics took that properly as an insult to the wackjobs. The wackjobs never
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What is sin after all? It’s a sin to charge interest on a loan but that’s capitalism

Does that mean everyone who builds wealth via Money is a sinner and will go to hell?

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
I know what he said. You should take a course in comprehension.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
I know what he said. You should take a course in comprehension.
You should take a course in catechism.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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Post by Peter Pan
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
I know what he said. You should take a course in comprehension.
You should take a course in catechism.
Duke's so stupid, he doesn't even understand the religion for which he
considers himself a representative.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
I know what he said. You should take a course in comprehension.
You should take a course in catechism.
Did long ago.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
I know what he said. You should take a course in comprehension.
You should take a course in catechism.
Did long ago.
How 'bout a refresher.

This time will be different. The priests won't be after
you like when you were a child.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.
Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
I know what he said. You should take a course in comprehension.
You should take a course in catechism.
Did long ago.
How 'bout a refresher.
This time will be different. The priests won't be after
you like when you were a child.
I've never met a pedo priest.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
. >.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> >Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> >and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> >said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
.> I know what he said.

Ah, you do, do you?

So tell us -- in your own words -- exactly what Pius XII said on this matter:











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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
. >.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> >Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> >and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> >said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
.> I know what he said.
Ah, you do, do you?
You'll have to find the reference.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
. >.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> >.> >Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> >.> >and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> >.> >said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
.> >.> I know what he said.
.> >Ah, you do, do you?
.> >So tell us -- in your own words -- exactly what Pius XII said on this matter:
.> You'll have to find the reference.
Wow. You've completely given up even trying to pretend you're not lying.



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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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Post by Peter Pan
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
. >.> Beside, they weren't real people.
.> >.> >Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
.> >.> >and clearly stating that they were real people, and
.> >.> >said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.
.> >.> I know what he said.
.> >Ah, you do, do you?
.> You'll have to find the reference.
Wow. You've completely given up even trying to pretend you're not lying.
You're the one that didn't stop long enough to understand that what he said and
what you thought he meant don't jive.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.

Oh fer fuck's sake...

Have you ever even picked a Bible?

If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
immediately after creating them:

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?

Or did your folks never give you The Talk?


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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
,> >.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
,> >.> >told them to fuck in earnest
,> >.> No he didn't.
,> >Oh fer fuck's sake...
,> >Have you ever even picked a Bible?
,> >If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
,> >immediately after creating them:
,> > "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
,> > fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
,> > and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
,> > the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
,> > every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
,> >How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
,> >having sex?
,> Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?

Didn't anyone ever explain the Bible to you?

Because you actually didn't know that God most certainly did tell
Adam and Eve to fuck.

Unless by "Be fruitful and multiply", you think they were supposed
to go around plucking babies from underneath cabbages.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
,> >.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
,> >.> >told them to fuck in earnest
,> >.> No he didn't.
,> >Oh fer fuck's sake...
,> >Have you ever even picked a Bible?
,> >If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
,> > "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
,> > fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
,> > and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
,> > the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
,> > every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
,> >How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
,> >having sex?
,> Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
Didn't anyone ever explain the Bible to you?
Because you actually didn't know that God most certainly did tell
Adam and Eve to fuck.
Unless by "Be fruitful and multiply", you think they were supposed
to go around plucking babies from underneath cabbages.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest

Why would they be "married"? There was nobody to marry them.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
,> >.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
,> >.> >told them to fuck in earnest
,> >.> No he didn't.
,> >Oh fer fuck's sake...
,> >Have you ever even picked a Bible?
,> >If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
,> > "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
,> > fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
,> > and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
,> > the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
,> > every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
,> >How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
,> >having sex?
,> Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> >Didn't anyone ever explain the Bible to you?
.> >Because you actually didn't know that God most certainly did tell
.> >Adam and Eve to fuck.
.> >Unless by "Be fruitful and multiply", you think they were supposed
.> >to go around plucking babies from underneath cabbages.
.> They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> told them to fuck in earnest
.> Why would they be "married"? There was nobody to marry them.

Gee, why don't you ask the person who wrote:

+ They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
+ told them to fuck in earnest

...instead of asking me?

Yet once again, you've munged the attributions.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
,> >.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
,> >.> >told them to fuck in earnest
,> >.> No he didn't.
,> >Oh fer fuck's sake...
,> >Have you ever even picked a Bible?
,> >If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
,> > "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
,> > fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
,> > and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
,> > the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
,> > every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
,> >How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
,> >having sex?
,> Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> >Didn't anyone ever explain the Bible to you?
.> >Because you actually didn't know that God most certainly did tell
.> >Adam and Eve to fuck.
.> >Unless by "Be fruitful and multiply", you think they were supposed
.> >to go around plucking babies from underneath cabbages.
.> They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> told them to fuck in earnest
.> Why would they be "married"? There was nobody to marry them.
+ They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
+ told them to fuck in earnest
Well, you're his mouth piece. You tell me.
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...instead of asking me?
Yet once again, you've munged the attributions.
Nope, I know what I say and don't say.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
the dukester, American-American
That's pretty much what he was asking you, but you were too dim to
comprehend it.
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
.> > Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> > the dukester, American-American
.> That's pretty much what he was asking you, but you were too dim to
.> comprehend it.

Well, he was at least smart enough to snip out where I asked him "Or did your folks never
give you The Talk? "

Duke seems to be getting real big on "If I snip it, it never happened! Yay!!" lately...


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
.> > Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> > the dukester, American-American
.> That's pretty much what he was asking you, but you were too dim to
.> comprehend it.
Well, he was at least smart enough to snip out where I asked him "Or did your folks never
give you The Talk? "
Duke seems to be getting real big on "If I snip it, it never happened! Yay!!" lately...
aa
LOL. So he snipped it and then said the same thing back to you. It was the
best comeback he could think of. That's what little children do.
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
.> > Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> > the dukester, American-American
.> That's pretty much what he was asking you, but you were too dim to
.> comprehend it.
Well, he was at least smart enough to snip out where I asked him "Or did your folks never
give you The Talk? "
Duke seems to be getting real big on "If I snip it, it never happened! Yay!!" lately...
aa
.> LOL. So he snipped it and then said the same thing back to you. It was the
.> best comeback he could think of. That's what little children do.

Heh. That makes me flash on the debate where Hillary claimed that
Trump would be a puppet of Putin. Trump imeediately snapped
"You're the puppet! You're the puppet!" -- which of course made
absolutely zero sense (Clinton and Putin?), but he was doing exactly
what you just said. Hilarious.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
.> > Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> > the dukester, American-American
.> That's pretty much what he was asking you, but you were too dim to
.> comprehend it.
Well, he was at least smart enough to snip out where I asked him "Or
did your folks never
give you The Talk? "
Duke seems to be getting real big on "If I snip it, it never happened! Yay!!" lately...
aa
.> LOL. So he snipped it and then said the same thing back to you. It was the
.> best comeback he could think of. That's what little children do.
Heh. That makes me flash on the debate where Hillary claimed that
Trump would be a puppet of Putin. Trump imeediately snapped
"You're the puppet! You're the puppet!" -- which of course made
absolutely zero sense (Clinton and Putin?), but he was doing exactly
what you just said. Hilarious.
AA
It was. :)
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
.> > Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
.> > the dukester, American-American
.> That's pretty much what he was asking you, but you were too dim to
.> comprehend it.
Well, he was at least smart enough to snip out where I asked him "Or did your folks never
give you The Talk? "
Duke seems to be getting real big on "If I snip it, it never happened! Yay!!" lately...
Why are you people so stupid to believe that? If you want to see the background
of your own words, look back a post!

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
the dukester, American-American
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
Or did your folks never give you The Talk?
Never mind Doook's ignorance, which is nearly infinite; I find the
line, "be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth," more
interesting because it implies that the earth was previously
plenished. One wonders who was plenishing it?
--
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
Or did your folks never give you The Talk?
Never mind Doook's ignorance, which is nearly infinite; I find the
line, "be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth," more
interesting because it implies that the earth was previously
plenished. One wonders who was plenishing it?
<http://www.icr.org/article/2599/> and
<https://answersingenesis.org/bible-questions/what-does-replenish-the-earth-mean/>
agree that in the bible, the word merely means "to fill"
and "re-" does not imply repetition in this case.

Despite the joke references, this is correct.

Dictionary.com says that "replenish" nowadays always means
"to refill", but then it says that "refried" means food
that has been fried twice, e.g. beans, which seems to
be wrong. I am beginning to wonder whether dictionary.com
is such a great place to go for a dictionary.

It does, however, justify a position against saying
"plenish", although it's said to be Scots so King James
might have done. Perhaps that is what caused the trouble -
besides Martin Luther, of course.

A modern translation does not say "replenish".

You said "Never mind Duke's ignorance" so I'm just
assuming that you weren't trying to expose more of it,
although between us we've just expanded his mind
considerably. But it will soon shrink small again.
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Post by Peter Pan
Post by duke
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.
Oh fer fuck's sake...
Have you ever even picked a Bible?
If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?
Or did your folks never give you The Talk?
Never mind Doook's ignorance, which is nearly infinite; I find the
line, "be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth," more
interesting because it implies that the earth was previously
plenished. One wonders who was plenishing it?
<http://www.icr.org/article/2599/> and
<https://answersingenesis.org/bible-questions/what-does-replenish-the-earth-mean/>
agree that in the bible, the word merely means "to fill"
and "re-" does not imply repetition in this case.
Despite the joke references, this is correct.
Dictionary.com says that "replenish" nowadays always means
"to refill", but then it says that "refried" means food
that has been fried twice, e.g. beans, which seems to
be wrong. I am beginning to wonder whether dictionary.com
is such a great place to go for a dictionary.
It does, however, justify a position against saying
"plenish", although it's said to be Scots so King James
might have done. Perhaps that is what caused the trouble -
besides Martin Luther, of course.
A modern translation does not say "replenish".
You said "Never mind Duke's ignorance" so I'm just
assuming that you weren't trying to expose more of it,
although between us we've just expanded his mind
considerably. But it will soon shrink small again.
Even before he has a chance to reply to any post here.
--
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
His dad did?
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
Neither Adam nor Eve was suckered by the wisdom symbol snake in the myth.
The snake told them the truth. They were lied to by their creator who was afraid they'd become gods like or even better than it. And, to prevent this,
their rotten creator made their lives hell on Earth. Some religion you've
fallen for.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
His dad did?
That's it. I can't always remember if Josh is Jehovah or
Jesus. They both look alike.
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
Neither Adam nor Eve was suckered by the wisdom symbol snake in the myth.
The snake told them the truth. They were lied to by their creator who was afraid they'd become gods like or even better than it. And, to prevent this,
their rotten creator made their lives hell on Earth. Some religion you've
fallen for.
The faithful don't realize yet that their eternity will
be spent inventorying swallows and counting hairs on
people's heads. Really boring shit. Meanwhile the
sinners are all quickly and mercifully incinerated.
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No he didn't.
His dad did?
That's it. I can't always remember if Josh is Jehovah or Jesus. They
both look alike.
Yep. All non-existent things look exactly alike.
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic Tradition"
say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough
moment for him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
Neither Adam nor Eve was suckered by the wisdom symbol snake in the myth.
The snake told them the truth. They were lied to by their creator who
was afraid they'd become gods like or even better than it. And, to
prevent this,
their rotten creator made their lives hell on Earth. Some religion
you've fallen for.
The faithful don't realize yet that their eternity will be spent
inventorying swallows and counting hairs on people's heads. Really
boring shit. Meanwhile the sinners are all quickly and mercifully
incinerated.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
His dad did?
That's it. I can't always remember if Josh is Jehovah or
Jesus. They both look alike.
Who is josh?
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
Neither Adam nor Eve was suckered by the wisdom symbol snake in the myth.
The snake told them the truth. They were lied to by their creator who was afraid they'd become gods like or even better than it. And, to prevent this,
their rotten creator made their lives hell on Earth. Some religion you've
fallen for.
The faithful don't realize yet that their eternity will
be spent inventorying swallows and counting hairs on
people's heads. Really boring shit. Meanwhile the
sinners are all quickly and mercifully incinerated.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
His dad did?
Nope. God didn't command them to sin.
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
Neither Adam nor Eve was suckered by the wisdom symbol snake in the myth.
What is a wisdom symbol snake???
Post by hypatiab7
The snake told them the truth. They were lied to by their creator who was afraid they'd become gods like or even better than it. And, to prevent this,
their rotten creator made their lives hell on Earth. Some religion you've
fallen for.
I see now why you suckers run.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
You're so afraid of women that all you can do is say nasty things
about us from behind the protection of a computer screen. Now, go
heeheeheelike a good boi.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
Post by Peter Pan
Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
You're so afraid of women that all you can do is say nasty things
about us from behind the protection of a computer screen. Now, go
heeheeheelike a good boi.
You've got a dirty mind.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
As usual, you don't get it.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.

So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22

Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
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Read your bible, heathen.

While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
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Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
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Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good
reason.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
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No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.

Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Note here what you just said, duke.
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No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
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LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
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Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.
<flush the rest>
Ok, you're outta here. <flush>

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
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LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
Ahahhahahhahahahahha. What a bullshit story. Only idiots would beleive
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man?s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
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LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
Ahahhahahhahahahahha. What a bullshit story. Only idiots would beleive
in that ;p
Luckily for christianity, the idiots like Doook are self-selective
enough to step up to the plate.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man?s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
Post by Peter Pan
LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
Ahahhahahhahahahahha. What a bullshit story. Only idiots would beleive
in that ;p
How can it be a bullshit story if it is proclaimed "pre-history"?

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
.> >LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
.> >Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
.> >said, right above.
.> Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
.> painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up.

"I suspect Adam saw eve being made" you said.
So now you're saying...what? That Adam woke up in the
middle of the operation?

Geez, you made a simple mistake. Admit it like a grownup,
and let's move on.

AA
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But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
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Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.
<flush the rest>
Ok, you're outta here. <flush>
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
.> >LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
.> >Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
.> >said, right above.
.> Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
.> painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up.
"I suspect Adam saw eve being made" you said.
So now you're saying...what? That Adam woke up in the
middle of the operation?
Geez, you made a simple mistake. Admit it like a grownup,
and let's move on.
Geez, you made a simple mistake. The rumor has it that the rib was shipped by
747 to where eve was to be prepared.
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But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
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Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.
<flush the rest>
Ok, you're outta here. <flush>
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
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Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
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Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good
reason.
the dukester, American-American
These inconsistencies in bible stories (who married Adam
and Eve, and when? And actually, why would that be a
problem) are one of the good reasons to doubt.

If you think Adam and Eve couldn't be married because
they weren't morally responsible adults before the apple
thing - doesn't that mean they also can't be morally
guilty of the apple thing?

Or, since it's you, maybe you think they weren't married
because Adam was a priest.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
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Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
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Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good
reason.
the dukester, American-American
These inconsistencies in bible stories (who married Adam
and Eve, and when? And actually, why would that be a
problem) are one of the good reasons to doubt.
People marry each other. The rest are witnesses.
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If you think Adam and Eve couldn't be married because
they weren't morally responsible adults before the apple
thing - doesn't that mean they also can't be morally
guilty of the apple thing?
They weren't evil until they ate of the apple.
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Or, since it's you, maybe you think they weren't married
because Adam was a priest.
Makes no sense. But typical of you.

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They weren't evil until they ate of the apple.
Yeah, another true story...
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They weren't evil until they ate of the apple.
Yeah, another true story...
You didn't know that?

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
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Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
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Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good reason.
Neither, thank you. They are for you to suffer with and fear. They're both
parts of your silly myth. You don't even put on a good show of not being
scared to death of your religion 24 hours a day. Your fear stink always
comes through. And your racism and hatred of women follows right along.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
Post by Peter Pan
Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
Post by Peter Pan
Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good reason.
Neither, thank you. They are for you to suffer with and fear. They're both
parts of your silly myth. You don't even put on a good show of not being
scared to death of your religion 24 hours a day. Your fear stink always
comes through. And your racism and hatred of women follows right along.
Jesus said "follow me". The rewards are wonderful in an eternity of love in
life. If you want instead to suffer the flames eternally, it's your choice. I
prefer mine.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
Why should what you 'suspect, but don't know, matter?
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Were you there (popular theist question)?
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?

Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.



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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
So milton is a joke.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
.> >Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
.> So milton is a joke.


No, Milton was actually a devout religiously inspired poet, who
wrote great poems inspired by the Bible.

You should try "Paradise Lost" some time.
Really.

The next one, "Paradise Regained", doesn't come off
quite so well.

Doesn't have nearly so strong a leading character.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
.> >Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
.> So milton is a joke.
No, Milton was actually a devout religiously inspired poet, who
wrote great poems inspired by the Bible.
So milton was not there!!
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You should try "Paradise Lost" some time.
Really.
Is that in Genesis?
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The next one, "Paradise Regained", doesn't come off
quite so well.
Doesn't have nearly so strong a leading character.
aa
Who had the lead?

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
.> >Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
.> So milton is a joke.
No, Milton was actually a devout religiously inspired poet, who
wrote great poems inspired by the Bible.
You should try "Paradise Lost" some time.
Really.
The next one, "Paradise Regained", doesn't come off
quite so well.
Doesn't have nearly so strong a leading character.
However, both are far better than the Bible.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course
given them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain
unused. Gawd was too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before ,> >the
forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
.> >Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
.> So milton is a joke.
great poems inspired by the Bible.
You should try "Paradise Lost" some time.
Really.
The next one, "Paradise Regained", doesn't come off quite so well.
Doesn't have nearly so strong a leading character.
However, both are far better than the Bible.
That's not a high hurdle.
'John and Jane' reading primers are better than the bible.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course
given them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain
unused. Gawd was too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before ,> >the
forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
.> >Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
.> So milton is a joke.
great poems inspired by the Bible.
You should try "Paradise Lost" some time.
Really.
The next one, "Paradise Regained", doesn't come off quite so well.
Doesn't have nearly so strong a leading character.
However, both are far better than the Bible.
That's not a high hurdle.
'John and Jane' reading primers are better than the bible.
In the UK Jane has a John? Over here, she has to make do with a Dick,
that does not come with a billfold. I am reminded of the classic
quatrain:

Jack and Jill went up the hill;
Each had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two and a half--
She hadn't gone up for water!
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
So milton is a joke.
No, you are.
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That was not their sin.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
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That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
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too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
Go away.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
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That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
Go away.
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That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
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There is no reason for sex in the Garden of Eden -
which never existed - to be a sin, and all of you are
saying that it was just because you like it that way.
And in this I include those of you who are Roman Catholic.
You are showing your love of sin.
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That was not their sin.
The Eastern yellow people did not come from your sinning non-existent moronic pair, let you be informed!!!
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Everyone forgets that it was called "The fruit of knowledge of good or evil". That's _very_ specific.
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2017-10-17 21:14:29 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Everyone forgets that it was called "The fruit of knowledge of
good or evil". That's _very_ specific.
It was called that by who? The Bible narrator? If they did not
understand "bad" from "good" then how could they be expected
to do only "good," and if "good" merely means the unquestioning
execution of commands then Nazi concentration camp guards should
also get a pass.
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