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On Sun, 15 Oct 2017 13:24:47 -0700 (PDT), Atlatl Axolotl
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2017 16:10:34 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
How could it be paradise without any sex?
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
,> >.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
,> >.> >told them to fuck in earnest
,> >.> No he didn't.
,> >Oh fer fuck's sake...
,> >Have you ever even picked a Bible?
,> >If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
,> >immediately after creating them:
,> > "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
,> > fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
,> > and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
,> > the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
,> > every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
,> >How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
,> >having sex?
,> Didn't your mommie ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
Didn't anyone ever explain the Bible to you?
Because you actually didn't know that God most certainly did tell
Adam and Eve to fuck.
Unless by "Be fruitful and multiply", you think they were supposed
to go around plucking babies from underneath cabbages.
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the dukester, American-American
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine
and a good cigar.