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Adam & Eve Burning in Hell Forever
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Davej
2017-10-09 13:45:54 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-10-09 14:49:52 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Maybe they tried the "back door" and god didn't like it.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-10-09 20:16:49 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Maybe they tried the "back door" and god didn't like it.
It must have been embarrassing to make love in front of god or just walk around naked. He may enjoy the show.

The loincloth was a welcome relief.
Robert Carnegie
2017-10-09 23:10:34 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.

Of course it is just made up, but the other is,
as well.
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2017-10-10 19:11:28 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?

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2017-10-11 09:57:32 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.

How could it be paradise without any sex?

You know catholic heaven has sex too, unlike protest_ant
heaven. But, unlike muslim heaven, boy-fucking is not
allowed.

You still have time to accept Allah, duke.
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2017-10-11 17:36:37 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage. They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.

I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
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2017-10-11 23:16:02 UTC
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage. They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
Good point.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
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2017-10-12 17:04:36 UTC
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
Did they have bellybuttons?

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2017-10-12 18:18:18 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
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Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest, as it was no longer
recreational. Josh told Eve, "Your desire shall be for
your HUSBAND." He didn't say boyfriend or POSSLQ. The
Lord didn't provide further how-to instruction, so they
obviously knew the drill.
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I mean, they were the only male and female humans on the
planet, for fucksake.
Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?

Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
Ted
2017-10-12 18:39:07 UTC
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest, as it was no longer
recreational. Josh told Eve, "Your desire shall be for
your HUSBAND." He didn't say boyfriend or POSSLQ. The
Lord didn't provide further how-to instruction, so they
obviously knew the drill.
Good point. Duke's too dumb to understand that, if they weren't married,
God ordered them to have premarital sex.
duke
2017-10-13 17:41:10 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
What an idiot.
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2017-10-15 17:25:09 UTC
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
Beside, they weren't real people.

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2017-10-15 20:39:43 UTC
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Post by Davej
All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
Ok duke. Since you were there to hear it all, i won't
argue.
God told us.
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They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
told them to fuck in earnest
No he didn't.
I see. The Duke Bible says god told them to be fruitless
and barren. But he never said they can't fuck.
.> Beside, they weren't real people.

Your Pope Piux XII made a point of quite explicitly
and clearly stating that they were real people, and
said equally explicitly that you are not to believe otherwise.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
They were the only 2 people on the planet. They could
make any law they wanted.
God was there, and he said no.
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They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
.> >They must have been married before the Fall, because Josh
.> >told them to fuck in earnest
.> No he didn't.

Oh fer fuck's sake...

Have you ever even picked a Bible?

If you had, you could read where God told Adam and Eve,
immediately after creating them:

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth,
and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of
the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over
every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

How do you think they were going to "be fruitful and multiply" without
having sex?

Or did your folks never give you The Talk?


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Did they have bellybuttons?
Scripture is mute on this point. What does the "Catholic
Tradition" say?
Did Adam have an Adam's apple?
That came from being sucked in by the woe_man, eve. It was a tough moment for
him when he realized he had been sucker by eve.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Silly duke.
How could it be paradise without any sex?
No marriage.
Of course they were married. If nothing else, it was a
common-law marriage.
There was no such thing as common-law.
Post by Peter Pan
They were obviously already married
at the time of The Fall, since Josh told Eve to make
babies in pain.
When did they get married.
As usual, you don't get it.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.

So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22

Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?

Read your bible, heathen.

While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
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2017-10-13 17:43:27 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
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Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
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Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good
reason.

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2017-10-13 18:26:17 UTC
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Note here what you just said, duke.
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No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.

Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
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No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.
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And he'll never admit it.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
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LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
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Are you really this stupid, or just that shameless of a
liar? This is pretty brazen, even for you.
<flush the rest>
Ok, you're outta here. <flush>

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
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LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
Ahahhahahhahahahahha. What a bullshit story. Only idiots would beleive
in that ;p
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
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Note here what you just said, duke.
Does "suspect" bring you an image?
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So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man?s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
It's says God brought her to the man.
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LOL. Duke, you lying douchebag, you just said you think
Adam watched Eve being made. Read again what you just
said, right above.
Well, we know adam fell asleep, God took a rib which would have been very
painful, and made Eve. I don't know when Adam woke up. But it does says that
God brought Eve to Adam.
Ahahhahahhahahahahha. What a bullshit story. Only idiots would beleive
in that ;p
Luckily for christianity, the idiots like Doook are self-selective
enough to step up to the plate.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
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Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
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Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good
reason.
the dukester, American-American
These inconsistencies in bible stories (who married Adam
and Eve, and when? And actually, why would that be a
problem) are one of the good reasons to doubt.

If you think Adam and Eve couldn't be married because
they weren't morally responsible adults before the apple
thing - doesn't that mean they also can't be morally
guilty of the apple thing?

Or, since it's you, maybe you think they weren't married
because Adam was a priest.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
the forbidden fruit thing went down.
Was milton there?
Was anyone there to see Adam and Eve made in various ways?
I suspect Adam saw eve being made
No he didn't.
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep
sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of
the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place
with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from
the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:21-22
I told you that adam didn't see it.
Post by Peter Pan
Why do atheists always have to explain the bible to you
misguided christians?
We enjoy your ignorance most of all.
Post by Peter Pan
Read your bible, heathen.
While you're at it, read a book on pumps.
You're still struggling with that one.
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Post by hypatiab7
Your non-existent god doesn't count. It's part of the myth.
It's only a myth in the vacant lot between your ears.
Yet you don't take it very seriously.
I believe in God for a good reason. You must believe in hell for your own good
reason.
the dukester, American-American
These inconsistencies in bible stories (who married Adam
and Eve, and when? And actually, why would that be a
problem) are one of the good reasons to doubt.
People marry each other. The rest are witnesses.
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If you think Adam and Eve couldn't be married because
they weren't morally responsible adults before the apple
thing - doesn't that mean they also can't be morally
guilty of the apple thing?
They weren't evil until they ate of the apple.
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Or, since it's you, maybe you think they weren't married
because Adam was a priest.
Makes no sense. But typical of you.

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They weren't evil until they ate of the apple.
Yeah, another true story...
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?

Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.



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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
So milton is a joke.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
,> >According to John Milton's poem _Paradise Lost_,
,> >Adam and Eve enjoyed a sexual relationship before
,> >the forbidden fruit thing went down.
,> Was milton there?
.> >Nobody who wrote Genesis was there.
.> So milton is a joke.


No, Milton was actually a devout religiously inspired poet, who
wrote great poems inspired by the Bible.

You should try "Paradise Lost" some time.
Really.

The next one, "Paradise Regained", doesn't come off
quite so well.

Doesn't have nearly so strong a leading character.


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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
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That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
Go away.

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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
It was God's sin.
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There is no reason for sex in the Garden of Eden -
which never existed - to be a sin, and all of you are
saying that it was just because you like it that way.
And in this I include those of you who are Roman Catholic.
You are showing your love of sin.
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
That was not their sin.
The Eastern yellow people did not come from your sinning non-existent moronic pair, let you be informed!!!
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All because they had sex (forbidden fruit). Gawd had of course given
them the anatomy but stupidly expected it to remain unused. Gawd was
too stupid to invent condoms.
Everyone forgets that it was called "The fruit of knowledge of good or evil". That's _very_ specific.
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