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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 02:03:58 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.

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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 04:26:04 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
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Definitely the pastor should carry a gun in Texas.
hypatiab7
2017-11-06 04:33:47 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 04:54:41 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
Nothing funny. Texas is a place known for its staunch devotion to Jesus and guns.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 05:09:40 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
Nothing funny. Texas is a place known for its staunch devotion to Jesus and guns.
It's something of a paradox that Jesus and guns are directly proportional, but rationality is not an asset among Christians.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 13:42:40 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
Nothing funny. Texas is a place known for its staunch devotion to Jesus and guns.
It's something of a paradox that Jesus and guns are directly proportional, but rationality is not an asset among Christians.
I'm so wise that sometimes I surprise myself:

"The Attorney General of Texas has urged more people to carry guns to church in the wake of a mass shooting in a Texan church which killed at least 26 people and left around 20 injured."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/texas-attorney-general-urges-more-115343127.html

Then again, my Wisdom of the Jungle is very practical --unlike Christianity.
hypatiab7
2017-11-06 23:47:48 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
Nothing funny. Texas is a place known for its staunch devotion to Jesus and guns.
Of course, it is. And 25 people died because of their stupid gun laws and
lack of psychological help. There's nothing funny about that.
Kurt Nicklas
2017-11-06 14:17:58 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
I expect his actions reflect a lot of fantasies of atheists in this group.

How many atheists in this group have guns?
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 15:11:45 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
I expect his actions reflect a lot of fantasies of atheists in this group.
How many atheists in this group have guns?
Well, I think atheists are lovers, not haters.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 22:21:49 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
I expect his actions reflect a lot of fantasies of atheists in this group.
How many atheists in this group have guns?
Well, I think atheists are lovers, not haters.
If U carry a gun, U will have very few opportunities to use it. But if U carry a machete, U can open coconuts and fight animals as well. A banana can be a fun event without provoking violence. If there was a weapon to overwhelm any enemy, it would be a bazooka.

I'm sure "free spirits" are willing to adopt the banana as the weapon of choice. Christians will reject the banana at first. Well, don't bring it to church.
Kevrob
2017-11-06 23:25:13 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
I expect his actions reflect a lot of fantasies of atheists in this group.
How many atheists in this group have guns?
If I had one, I wouldn't tell you.

If I had one...or more.

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TheRealMccoy
2017-11-06 23:26:28 UTC
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What good would any weapon do against the Lord​?
hypatiab7
2017-11-06 23:55:58 UTC
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What good would any weapon do against the Lord​?
You still haven't provided evidence that your god exists.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-07 00:20:38 UTC
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What good would any weapon do against the Lord​?
You still haven't provided evidence that your god exists.
He would be powerless if he existed, incapable of defending his followers.
TheRealMccoy
2017-11-07 00:27:39 UTC
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I wonder if he can even be capable of feeling grief
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-07 02:17:20 UTC
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I wonder if he can even be capable of feeling grief
Those in grief must be wondering what's the sense of this.

It certainly doesn't help that it happened in church.
duke
2017-11-07 22:09:04 UTC
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For your own protection, of course. U want to make Jesus and the NRA happy. What's good for Jesus is good for the NRA. If Jesus came back today, he would pack a gun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
You're disgusting. There is nothing funny about this
With other guns, he may have gotten off half a clip. Lot's of people would
still be alive today.

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TheRealMccoy
2017-11-06 22:30:20 UTC
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You bringing a gun to work?
You packing?
Guess what, robert.
You have a son?
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 23:14:01 UTC
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You bringing a gun to work?
You packing?
Guess what, robert.
You have a son?
Going to church is not safe anymore. I suggest they go riding bike on Sundays. 🚲
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2017-11-06 23:25:16 UTC
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You bringing a gun to work?
You packing?
Guess what, robert.
You have a son?
Going to church is not safe anymore. I suggest they go riding bike on Sundays. 🚲
Oh don't forget to bring a banana and be social.

An SUV doesn't help.
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