Post by Let Cosby Go-Justice Must Not Enable Sluts
they dished Christianity which was supposed to provide the
"WELCOME TO YE OLD POPE'S FAMILY DINER, MY SON. HOW MAY WE
SERVE YOU TODAY?"
I'll have the christianity with extra gravy,
a side of adam's rib,
hows about a slice of the twelve layered apostle rainbow
cake with a dollop of jesus brand low fat cream on top.
"AND WHAT TO DRINK, MY SON?"
Uh, I'll take a large cup of holy water. If you got it. *wink*
"AND WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR WATER WITH OR WITHOUT A SHOT OF
POPE BRAND SEMINAL FLUID?"
Is the seminal fluid an extra charge?
"I'M AFRAID SO, MY SON. YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM OUR HOUSE BLEND
FOR $1.00 A SHOT. OR THE VINTAGE LINE WHICH IS $5.00 A SHOT.
THE VINTAGE LINE ALSO INCLUDES ONE ALL NIGHT TICKET TO THE
In that case, i'll take the unmolested water, thank you.
"ANYTHING ELSE, MY SON?"
No, i believe that'll do it. But i do have one more "tiny"
"YES, MY SON?"
Could you make my order to go? I'm kinda in a hurry you see.
The Goat of Medes is _terribly_ hungry And boy, he sure gets
grumpy when she gets hungry!