2018-11-07 17:58:30 UTC
As a liberal Democrat I don't want to boast
but, our victory was so huge... we won so
big... we were so victorious that... that...
We couldn't convince a bunch of homophobic,
anti immigrant birthers in Texas to vote
against a creepy effeminate Canadian citizen.
Wow. We're awesome!
And congratulations to Ted Cruz. Again.