On Sat, 15 Feb 2020 21:40:01 -0000 (UTC), Malcolm McMahon
Post by Malcolm McMahon Post by Don Martin
On Sat, 15 Feb 2020 12:32:03 -0000 (UTC), Malcolm McMahon
Post by Malcolm McMahon
Well, on the plus sign there's no suggestion that Jesus was prone to turn into
a swan and rape women.
A lack of imagination is a plus? Zeus also raped as a bull, a human
husband (Amphitryon), a shower of coins, and who knows how many other
guises? As a swan, one wonders what it feels like to work with a
cloaca in place of a penis, but I suppose we'll never know.
Sounds like a bit of a one-tracked mind, doesn't it?
A monorail at that. What can I say? Zeus had an eye for the ladies.
On the bright side, though, there was an upside to having been raped
by him, encapsulated is two standard assumptions about divine
1. The embrace of the god is always fruitful.
2. The embrace of the god is always purifying.
Number 1 results in the girl being rendered pregnant with some Very
Important Person who typically ends up as a demigod, e.g., Herakles
(Latin Hercules) resulted from Zeus' above-mentioned coupling as
Amphitryon with Alcmene (Mrs. Amphitryon). He had a terribly
interesting life and joined the gods on Olympus post mortem.
Number 2 results in the restoration of the girl's virginity.
Put the two together, and you have gods bestowing to women the great
gift of their transformation into virgins pregnant with god-like
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
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