Post by John Locke Post by firstname.lastname@example.org
On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:18:56 -0700 (PDT), Cloud Hobbit
Post by Robert Carnegie Post by Robert Carnegie
The Blessed Virgin Mary does not produce
the pools of holy water personally.
Can we be sure?
They say the Lord works in mysterious ways.?
VATICAN CITY (CNS) People who cannot get to confession because of the
coronavirus lockdown or another serious reason can go to God directly, be
specific about their sins, request pardon and experience Gods loving
forgiveness, Pope Francis said.
...I'm accepting confessions right here in Usenet Earl. So go ahead
and post your egregious transgressions and I will assign you your
penance. That'll be $5.95 per Hail Mary and $9.95 per Apostles'
Creed. Senior discount of 10%. PayPal only. Thank You.
What do you have in mind for my penance?
We don't pay for prayers. You're a fake, aren't you.
...no Earl...I'm the real deal. Those priests in the boxes are all
fakes. I've got a direct line to Yahweh. You'd better fess up
Earl and plunk your money down else you're headed
straight for the old broiler !
"The hands that help are better far than
lips that pray" - Robert Green Ingersoll
"Nothing could be more idiotic and absurd
than the doctrine of the trinity" - Robert Green Ingersoll
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the
gallery of ignorance" - Robert Green Ingersoll