I suspect, that IRL Duckman is just another needle dick who probably looks like you expect an accountant to look, old, confused, desk in disarray.
Who knows if the story of having his guns taken away is really true?
There's no reason to trust anything he says, especially about himself.
I think he spoofs us and is just trying to start arguments over things he doesn't even believe.
He just enjoys the idea of being able to piss people off, without consequence.
It's an epic fail for Duckman though, since nobody is angry so much as flabbergasted that anybody could be as stupid as he is or pretends to be. Seriously, 20 Fucking years and he still can't be bothered to proofread the things he links to to make sure they really say what he thinks they say? How can anyone, not retarded, keep making the same mistake for so long.
He really should be getting the help of mental health professionals, lots of them.
What a waste of space.