Post by Don Martin
My killfile grows by leaps and bounds--I even include
probable one-timers just to be on the safe side, as well
as those trying to sell marijuana on the news group. I
insult Ivan the Unpalatable, along with Doook, the news
group's blow-up bozo toy, from time to time, so they won't
feel ignored (while perhaps wishing that they might be).
After reading a couple of posts by triple a, I vowed that
I would neither respond to him, nor to any one else
responding to him, on the grounds of his being so stupid
and ignorant as to be beneath contempt.
Teresita fumed when she learned the meter of printout she
was holding over Sir Homer' head had been stolen from her
safe deposit box. Soon after that someone killed Teresita's
peacock then sent the dead bird to her with a note that
said, "Happy now?"
Michelle kept Duke busy so Smirkin' Bob could escape from
the killfile. Meanwhile Brenda bought Teresita's engagement
ring back after learning she pawned it because she is broke.
Duke learned that Siri, who is not feeling well, may be
pregnant. Meanwhile Andrew, who was to elope with Siri, ran
off after Teresita revealed that she and Siri had made love.
Lucifer was wounded after he fended off Attila, who was
after the USB stick Yap gave him. Meanwhile Christopher Lee
convinced Gronk that our Michelle Malkin was the same
talking head who frequently appears on Fox News.
Don Martin and Automatic are unaware they are both smitten
by the same mystery user (Sir Gaygory's). Meanwhile nearly
everyone in alt.atheism received invitations to a live chat
from an unknown host.
Dolf could not dissuade David Hartung, who quit the Netcops
because he can no longer work with Kevrob. Meanwhile John
Locke comforted Brenda, who was devastated that Klaus
Schadenfreude wants to continue living with Don Martin.
Sir Homer Hall fumed when Michelle refused to marry him
until things are right with Dolf. Meanwhile Siri was
attacked a second time, Don Martin checked on aaa, whom he
thinks is Siri's attacker. He searched aaa' room for an
Almost Famous miniskirt Siri said got torn when she
struggled with her attacker.
Patrick B went to Baton Rouge after Chasseur suggested that
was where Duke was holding Syd M captive. Meanwhile, Jahnu
decided to pit Smirkin' Bob against Sir Homer as part of his
plot to oust Sir Homer as King of the Newsgroup.
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